I hate my f**king life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a f**king lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My co-worker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would cut my already low salary. All that f**ker cares about is money.
Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing.
I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned how to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY f**kING TIME I TAKE IT. f**k this, even worse I live in a f**king Pineapple under the sea.
-SpongeBobSquarePants(: