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BlondieBooJayy
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April 13, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Dear sweatpants & hoodies,
Thanks for being there for me.
Sincerely, sexy and I know it but to lazy to show it

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BlondieBooJayy
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April 13, 2013 11:55am UTC

*microwave for 3-5 minutes*
4 minutes it is...

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BlondieBooJayy
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April 13, 2013 11:51am UTC

I'd love to stay and chat but
you're a total b/tch

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 10:46am UTC

free food?
okay I'll go

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BlondieBooJayy
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April 12, 2013 10:02pm UTC

That moment when you realize
_____♥ you said something really stupid
and you can't take it back «
-nmf

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Getting ready to take a shower...
do weird stuff in front of the mirror for like an hour...
---------- ♥ ----------
not my format.

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:50pm UTC

adding "ish" to the end of words
when your describing something that your unsure about

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:45pm UTC

the awkward moment when...
you tell your parents a joke and they
take it way too seriously
nmf,

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:42pm UTC

And you sir are very
are very attractive
therefore, I will stare
at you ♥. >>>>>>

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:36pm UTC

The best friendships
are built on innapropriateness and sarcasam

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I'm having one of those days where I
want to set your f/cking face on fire,
and try putting it out with a fork.

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Rules for texting a girl :
1. Use good grammar
2. Ask questions
3. Use smiley faces
4. Don't take 40 minutes tp reply

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:26pm UTC

when you eat
the rest of the good food in the fridge and your not even sorry.

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:23pm UTC

me: i'm actually happy right now.
life: lol, one sec

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:20pm UTC

In a Nerd wedding
nstead of saying "I do" they say "I accept the terms and conditions"

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:17pm UTC

one of the hardest things in life is
trying to plug in your charger in the dark

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BlondieBooJayy
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April 12, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Checking out lyrics to a song
then realizing that you've been sining it wrong the whole time [♥] [♥] [♥]

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:58pm UTC

my bed is so nuch more
comfortable when I'm not supposed to be in it

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Why is it called chicken fingers, when chickens don't have fingers?

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 7:19pm UTC

My expectations vs reality
painting my nails
expectation- perfect nails you'd get from a nail salon.
reality- nail polish all over my skin and the surface i painted them on

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