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BlondieBooJayy

1. BlondieBooJayy
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2013 12:00pm UTC
   Dear sweatpants & hoodies,
   Thanks for being there for me.
   Sincerely, sexy and I know it but to lazy to show it
   
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2. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 13, 2013 11:55am UTC
   *microwave for 3-5 minutes*
   4 minutes it is...
   
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3. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 13, 2013 11:51am UTC
   I'd love to stay and chat but
   you're a total b/tch
   
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4. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 13, 2013 10:46am UTC
   free food?
   okay I'll go
   
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5. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 12, 2013 10:02pm UTC
   That moment when you realize
   _____♥ you said something really stupid
   and you can't take it back «
   -nmf
   
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6. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 12, 2013 9:53pm UTC
   Getting ready to take a shower...
   do weird stuff in front of the mirror for like an hour...
   ---------- ♥ ----------
   not my format.
   
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7. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 12, 2013 9:50pm UTC
   adding "ish" to the end of words
   when your describing something that your unsure about
   
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8. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 12, 2013 9:45pm UTC
   the awkward moment when...
   you tell your parents a joke and they
   take it way too seriously
   nmf,
   
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9. BlondieBooJayy
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   April 12, 2013 9:42pm UTC
   And you sir are very
   are very attractive
   therefore, I will stare
   at you ♥. >>>>>>
   
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10. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    The best friendships
    are built on innapropriateness and sarcasam
    
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11. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    I'm having one of those days where I
    want to set your f/cking face on fire,
    and try putting it out with a fork.
    
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12. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Rules for texting a girl :
    1. Use good grammar
    2. Ask questions
    3. Use smiley faces
    4. Don't take 40 minutes tp reply
    
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13. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    when you eat
    the rest of the good food in the fridge and your not even sorry.
    
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14. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    me: i'm actually happy right now.
    life: lol, one sec
    
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15. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    In a Nerd wedding
    nstead of saying "I do" they say "I accept the terms and conditions"
    
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16. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    one of the hardest things in life is
    trying to plug in your charger in the dark
    
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17. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Checking out lyrics to a song
    then realizing that you've been sining it wrong the whole time [♥] [♥] [♥]
    
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18. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    my bed is so nuch more
    comfortable when I'm not supposed to be in it
    
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19. BlondieBooJayy
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    April 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Why is it called chicken fingers, when chickens don't have fingers?
    
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20. BlondieBooJayy
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    March 13, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    My expectations vs reality
    painting my nails
    expectation- perfect nails you'd get from a nail salon.
    reality- nail polish all over my skin and the surface i painted them on
    
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