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dolph*
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April 24, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Sometimes, I grab my boobs. Because I can.
And you can't.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 19, 2013 12:35pm UTC

A big shout out to all the side walks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets

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demons*

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April 7, 2013 5:03pm UTC

If you're suicidal
and you're still here,
I want you to know
that I'm so
proud of you.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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March 31, 2013 6:51pm UTC

I'm gonna be the first girl on here to admit:
I love drama
I am a flirt
I make mistakes
I talk to many guys for nothing more than fun
I have put people down
I think I am good looking
I think I am better than some people
Why does it matter. Just admit it.

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Suffering
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March 29, 2013 9:21am UTC

my thoughts are too complex
( to be put into words )

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LauzHeys
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January 27, 2013 8:24am UTC

My brother having a hard time and no one is ever realising because we all take care of girls and think boys are fine.
Please fave this if you try and look out for guys too so I can show my brother.
I love you, bro <3

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bye*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

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Shanaynor
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January 25, 2013 2:41pm UTC

This is really weird
At the end of this you are asked a question. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. This is a fun test and kinda spooky at the same time. Be sure to comment if you're among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what this means after you take this.
Now, just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15+6
3+56
89+2
75+26
25+52
63+32
Don't worry, it's almost over. xD
123+5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom.
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among the 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of people answer red hammer while doing this. Comment what you got! I wanna see how normal (or abnormal) my fellow Wittians are! I got red hammer. Did you?
Credit to http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/98-red-hammer.html

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alybear8
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December 24, 2012 3:50pm UTC

me: *singing in the bathtub*
mom: shut up!
me: I don't see how you can hate from my side of the tub...You cant even get in! LEGGO
me: YELLOW BAR SOAP
me: YELLOW RUBBER DUCKY
me: YELLOW SHAMPOO BOTTLE
me: YELLOW WATERS YUCKY

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boobear4
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December 24, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Moment of silence for all the girls who will be having there period on Christmas.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LegendaryLettuce
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:29pm UTC

( o_o) ( o_o) (._.)(o_o ) (o_o )
( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- )
( '-') ( '-') ( '-') ('-') ('-' ) ('-' ) ('-' )
Opening a pack of gum in class.

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AlexisCoral
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December 20, 2012 8:49pm UTC

End of the world confession #18
In elementary school this girl said, "Girls don't really poop." So I went home and cried because I thought I was a boy.

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swimmergirl3796
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December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC

On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
like there's no tomorrow.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

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Marrcus
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December 12, 2012 6:10pm UTC

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out
I was like OMg.

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randi*
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November 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

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ayshau123
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November 22, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Today is my 15th Birthday
Shall I tell you what would make me the most happiest
A comment or fave. I don’t get that many.
L

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