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  1. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    7-year-old-girl: Have you seen my I-phone?
    Bunch of wittians: LMFAO AT YOUR AGE MY PARENTS WOULDN'T BUY ME MAC...
    Me: *throw them into a active volcano*

  2. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    How fast can you guess this words?
    1.Boo_s
    2._ _ ndom
    3.F_ _k
    4.P_n_s
    5.Pu_s_
    6.s_x
    1.Books, 2.Random, 3.Fork, 4.Pants, 5.Pulse, 6.six
    Dirty minded xD

  3. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    The types of wittians
    1. The inspirational
    The one who reminds you everyday that you're beautiful
    2.The joke lover
    The one who mostly steals jokes from tumblr
    3. The self-hatred
    The gorgeous sista who complains about being fat
    4.The serious-talker
    The one who talk for politics, religion ya the long texts we rarely read
    5.Old-fashioned
    "We miss old the witty, aw"
    #entertainment purposes only hate me now yolo bye

  4. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:53am UTC
    Well this will sound a bit weird but I am literally obsessed with one pokemon
    First of all, one day I had a dream about an onix and next day I watched pokemon
    and a Gym Leader used it in a battle and I started screaming and yelling and I was running
    at all the house and then I put its image as my laptop wallpaper. The other day I and my
    sister were watching pokemon on the laptop and Ash challenged a Gym Leader who was expert
    on ground/rock types and he was about to choose his last pokemon and he said dramatically
    "I'll count on this guy" and I thought on onix would pop up and I had a heart attack and then an ugly
    excadrill poped up and started breaking things Well I think this is kind of a fangirl reaction

  5. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Well we have a guy at my class,
    that when we want to cheer up, we just tell him
    "do the banana" and he automatically starts shaking
    and saying Chiquita Banana

  6. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 8:50am UTC
    If I was a Disney Princess, I'd be: Mulan
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [x] You love to dress up.(sometimes)
    [x] You love animals.
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 4
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL:4
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [] You are very clever.
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [x] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL:3
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    []You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [x] You have/had a pet fish.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 4
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [] You get along with almost everyone.
    [] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 4
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [X] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [x] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL:7
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
    [] You’re adopted.
    [] You’re very romantic.
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL:2
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [] Someone you know has been in war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 3
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in

  7. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:08am UTC
    To all the the girls who want thigh gaps...I win.
    -Spongebob Squarepants

  8. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:03am UTC
    If size 2 is beautiful,
    then my size 22 is gorgeous.

  9. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:49am UTC
    principal: Well, today school will be closed
    students: http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1302803070.swf

  10. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 10:40am UTC
    That's insane I know.
    I was about to write a quote about my obsession with pokemon series.
    But then I read the words above.
    Write Something Your Parents Would Be Proud Of
    AND IM LITERALLY MAKING THIS QUOTE MOTHERFUC.KER
    #YOLO REBEL 4 A LIFE

  11. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 10:30am UTC
    *looks for fave button on facebook*

  12. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:15am UTC
    Pick a number from 1 to 13.
    Multiple it by 3.
    Divide it by 6.
    Add 6.
    Close your eyes.
    Dark, huh?

  13. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 10:37am UTC
    I don't think there's a difference between prom queen and prom quee.r

  14. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    daffy duck: school is like jail
    daffy duck: trust me I've done both

  15. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 8:16am UTC
    This awkward time,
    when you don't remember how to spell hosre

  16. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 10:27am UTC
    So yesterday,
    My friends were talking about Pretty Little Liars and they were
    talking about the style of the actresses and other things I couldn't understand
    and then they suddenly asked me what I thought and I was like hey I still watch Avatar

  17. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:36am UTC
    The idol on my mirror...
    Hates herself...

  18. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 10:10am UTC
    *me trying to advertise witty*
    me: DOES MARK ZUCKERBERG COMMENTS YOUR STATUS?
    popular girl: Umm, no.
    me: Steve does.
    me: *whispering* He's a dinosaur too

  19. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    popular girl: Ughh, the 2 things I hate most. Unicorns and black
    me:YO MOTHERF.UCKER I'VE BUILT AN EMPIRE ON THIS TWO THINGS AND I GIVE A CRAP TO YOUR OPINION

  20. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:17am UTC
    I felt all people's eyes on me, I felt all the
    hate on my shoulders, I heard
    all the the
    laughters behind my back...
    And then I realized I had gone to school in my pijamas.

:)

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