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Member Since: 11 Jun 2011 04:48pm

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Supporting Gay Pride
Cancer.....
Lets Pray
Together.
Name: NonYaBusiness

BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:06pm UTC

I crossed over to the Light Side
and saw a sign that said:
"We're over at the Dark Side,
they have all the cookies."

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC

Me: *staying home with cousin*
Me: *on computer*
Me: *suddenly hears singing*
Cousin: *signing at the top of his lungs*
Me: -_____________-
Me: He's definetly a teenage girl under cover...
nmf

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:17am UTC

TRUE STORY
crush: Can I borrow a dollar?
me: *blushes* Yeah, it's in my locker...
crush: *walks with me to locker*
me: *giggles and blushes the whole way*
me: *gets to locker, opens it and takes out dollar* Here...
crush: Thanks. *walks away*
FML

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:02pm UTC

When A Package Says
"Easy Open."
I end up using scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber.
Lesson Learned:
LABELS LIE.
NMF

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Head up, stay strong.
FAKE SMILE, MOVE ON.

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 10:45pm UTC

Dear ALL Witty Girls,
I need your help. Today i told him that i liked him, he likes someone else. Should i tell him ive always loved him?
Sincerely,
Witty Girl In Need! <3

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 9:42pm UTC

Fave if
>HE<
doesnt know
you love
HIM
☮☮☮☮☮
Format by Macy

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 1:08am UTC

FavIf YOU SupportGayRights <3

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 1:13am UTC

10+ faves
and i will write him a letter of how i feel.

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 12:43am UTC

How can i tell youI Love You?When you leave me...Speachless.<3

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 12:12am UTC

Am I Pathetic?
For just sitting here...
On Facebook...
Waiting for >HIM<
to go on...
He hasn't....Yet
</3

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:40pm UTC

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 10:43pm UTC

kissing test
1. Hold your breath.
2. Copy and paste this quote.
3. Click Add a Quote.
4. Add it as a quote.
5. If you can do all this without breathing, then you're a good kisser.

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 1:26am UTC

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 4:10pm UTC

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PEOPLE PLZ STOP SAYING MY NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR WILL COME CUZ WE BOTH KNOW IT WILL BE A FROG :/ <3
SO...
STFU
*NMF * not my format.

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:30am UTC

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I, I LOVE YOU, LIKE A LOVE SONG, BABY
AND I KEEP HITTIN RE-PE-PEATTTTT
<3
*NMF * not my format.

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:48am UTC

PLZ DONT #7:
TAKE ME TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS PROFFESOR CUZ HE MAKES GIRLS DOWN THERE!
PEDOBEAR=PROFFESSER...
COINCIDENCE?!
<3
N O T M Y F O R M A T

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 5:11pm UTC

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 4:55pm UTC

abcdefjhijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
wat letter am i missing...comment

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BlackEyeBeast
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 3:49pm UTC

PLZ DONT #5:
Talk to me in your sweet voice then rip my heart out by saying we r just friends!
<3
N O T M Y F O R M A T

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