BlackAndWhite123

Status: Oh great, another status to be awkward and weird on :/

Member Since: 3 Apr 2012 07:10am

Last Seen: 24 Mar 2013 07:37am

Location: Where all the good music comes from ^-^

Gender: F

user id: 288873

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:56am UTC

TODAY
I'm going to school
With no makeup on

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:37am UTC

PROCRASTINATION
Me: I think I'll do something porductive today
Facebook: Oh look, a notification
Tumblr: But your Dash... it's filling up
Witty Profiles: The top quotes are yet to be read
Youtube: You know that Youtuber you love? Well you've only watched his newest video ten times...
Me: Why do I let this happen!?

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:07pm UTC

*watching Olympics*
Normal People: Oh, what a fascinating sport!
Normal People: GO TEAM GB
Normal People: I seriously think that *insert Olympian's name here* could have done better
Me: Ooh, he's hot

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:37pm UTC

I think to myself "I could get any guy I wanted"
I then think to myself "if I were attractive"

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

G U Y S
We've just finished with One Direction,
please don't tell me we're about to start arguing about homosexual marriage?

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:55pm UTC

It says in the Bible to "Love Thy Neighbour"
But what if your neighbour is a Homosexual?
Ha! Didn't think about that, did you, "God"!?
Not hating or being anti-Christian or whatever, just expressing my opinion

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Things to smile about:
Waking up too early and still having hours to sleep
Having a moment with him
Finishing a MASSIVE piece of homework
Reading or watching something hilarious on the internet
Listening to your favourite song
Spending your whole day with your best friend
Doing something you love
Getting a hug
Someone telling you that they love you
Laughing so hard you're in pain
Mastering the art of something insignificant (eg. using a yoyo)
Spending hours on the phone with someone
Remembering a great memory
format by sandrasaurus

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 6:00am UTC

* I n M a t h s *
Maths Question: Muhammad buys 52 melons, and gives 5 to Cecelia, 3 to
Jamie-Alice and 38 to Pocahontas, how many melons
does he have left to give to his Mother?
Me:
Maths Question:
Me:
Maths Question:
Me:
Maths Question:
Classmates:
Teacher:
Einstien
Life:
Me: what
Maths Question: what

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:47pm UTC

T h a t A w k w a r d M o m e n t W h e n
Your "push-up" bras give you
About as much stability as the
Leaning Tower of Pisa

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 10:17am UTC

* f a v i n g *
quotes with 99 faves
and feeling like God

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 4:27am UTC

I seriously think any quote containing the words One Direction should be automatically deleted from Witty,
b e c a u s e i t ' s o n l y
c r e a t i n g h a t e

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I just read a quote saying that 1D sucked
I then read a comment on the quote saying to "keep her opinion to herself"
What!? Why the F*** should she keep her opinion to herself when you loopy fangirls do the exact opposite, and rant about how "wonderful" 1D is at every possible opportunity!?!?!

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:09pm UTC

E V E R Y O N E J U S T S H U T U P !
Before I begin, this is neither a hate or fangirl quote about ANYTHING!
I just want to know, what has happened to Witty Profiles?
We used to be a family, now all we do is fight!
And we both know that is not an exagguration!
T h i s i s d i r e c t e d p a r t i c u l a r y a t h o s e f i g h t i n g
a b o u t O n e D i r e c t i o n .
To the fangirls: We get it, to you, they are the sexiest, dreamest boys you've ever had the joy to encounter and sing like angels, but lets face it, no one, except other fangirls (which is actually a large percentage of Witty now), care. So please, try to cut down with the obsessiveness a little?
And to the haters: Yes, you hate them, we figured as much, but do you have to rant about it on every single pro- 1D you can find? Just chill! We don't care if you think Harry Styles bares more resemblance to a screaching mokey than a human being, because, despite the fact that is extremely inaccurate in every way, but is horrible and hurtful thing to say, especially when they're already getting so much hate!
Now I'm not a big fan of 1D, but I can understand and accept that they are good singers and entertaining to write fanfictions about, but recently I've grown to hate them because of what their haters/lovers have done to Witty!
Please just stop! So that we can all be a family again!

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:40pm UTC

A r e y o u s e r i o u s ?
I notice you every day, and you just ignore me
I go out of my way to catch you looking at me, but I never do
I fall for you more and more every day, and like the @sshole you are
You remain oblivious

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:27am UTC

fml

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Dear Haters,
listening to loud music, doesn't make me an emo
smiling a lot, doesn't make me fake
having guy friends, doesn't make me a flirt
being myself, doesn't give you the right to tell me what you think of me
labeling me as someone i'm not, doesn't make me care about what you think

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BlackAndWhite123
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:24am UTC

I Just Wanted To Thank You
for proving my mascara is waterproof

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