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briiitttttttany
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June 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC

Eye contact
Can either be; cute, awkward
or creepy

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gillybeanxo3921
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June 28, 2011 10:30am UTC

Who Else Loves It When...
You order pizza and they send it to you with a HOT pizza guy(;

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LynnHa
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June 28, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Dear Walmart,
If you're lowering prices everyday... How come nothing is free?
Sincerely, still waiting.

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itslovex808
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 11:36am UTC

That one popular girl
who gets 200 likes on her profile picture -__-

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roll_tide_roll
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June 28, 2011 2:12pm UTC

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
credit: stumble upon!

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Serena_Forever_Love
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 4:42pm UTC

After awhile,
You learn that you don't need anyone else to survive.
No one is ever going to always be there
no matter what they promise you.
You just gotta suck it up && accept it.
- Hey Arnold

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TypicalTeenager
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 4:29pm UTC

Teacher: "Stand up if you think your an idiot"
*Student stands up*
Teacher: "Oh so you think your an idiot?"
Student: "Nah , I just didnt want to see you up there alone♥
(c) No jocking !

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lovinglifetothemaximumba
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:44pm UTC

You have no idea
how much everyone wants to punch you.

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:13pm UTC

Hey, did you ask yet?
No, my moms in a bad mood.
Fav if that ever happened to you.
--------------- ♥ ---------------
*nmq|nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxkateeexo
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 11:20am UTC

I love the beach.
why? you ask.
"so you can write
all your secrets ,
in the sand, and the sea
will take them and
keep them forever
and never tell
a single soul. ♥
nmf

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xoxoballiinn16
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC

"All you do is sit on that computer"
Lies. I sit on the chair.

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BrittyB
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
(:

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mickey22895
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June 28, 2011 3:35pm UTC

I am 18 now. This happened when I was 9. I was walking along the pool so I couldn't fall in. Unexpectedly, something or someone was pulling my leg and I was dragged in. I did not know how to swim at the time, so I am there drowning in the dirty pool. Suddenly, my mother and father pulled me out the water. They saved my life. The thing is that they ...
They passed away when I was 2 years old.
I've told my therapist this and they thought I was only dreaming, but it truly happened.

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imbringinsexyback
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:01pm UTC

My 8 year old sister
has luekemia.
Today i visited her in the hospital and she said to me,
"Ellie, i know that i am going to die, but i know i'll come back as a kitten.
So after im gone, and a kitten comes to your door,
it will be me.
I will always love you, Ellie,
Even when i'll be a
CAT. "
*didnt happen to me, i just thought this was amazing.

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brookiex18
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:59pm UTC

I f Taylor Swift has a son,
He will be the best boyfriend ever.
♥
-not my format.

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ghenakalhaa
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:11pm UTC

When Im older & my little daughter asks me
who my first love was
I dont want to have to pull out the old photo album ;;
I want to be able to point across the room & say:
" He's sitting right over there"

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vickyxo
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:05pm UTC

I hate when guys with hot hair cut it off.
& then just turn awkward and ugly.

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iHeartFour
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 4:12pm UTC

meowing
back at a cat when
IT MEOWS AT YOU. (:
NMF

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rachel6931
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 3:27pm UTC

It's funny how last year, i didn't even know you.
now,,
you mean everything to me.

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