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  1. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:35pm EDT
    Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
    Girl: Don't you know who i am?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: I'm the principals daughter.
    Boy: Do you know who i am?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: Good (walks away).

  2. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:44pm EDT
    that devastating
    moment when he tells you about the girl he likes...
    that's not you</3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  3. f4ke f4ke
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 5:05pm EST
    Even if I had a million reasons to leave,
    i'd still look for one to stay.

  4. lovetolaugh lovetolaugh
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 5:09pm EST
    &it 's hard to swim
    in a world so shallow.

    nmf.
    nmf.mfasdfjkl

  5. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 5:19pm EST
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  8. KaaiiEffers KaaiiEffers
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:05am EDT
    I f w e ' r e n o t m e a n t
    to have midnight snacks
    then why is there a light
    i n t h e ♥
    fridge.? ;)
    -KaaiiEffers
    -

  9. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:16am EDT
    Drake and Josh Quotes #11
    *to Josh*
    Drake: Good luck with Kathy. Remember she's just a person. I mean girls are just guys without.....Just do good.

  10. shutupitsjoy shutupitsjoy
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:29am EDT
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  11. epicfacts epicfacts
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:13pm EDT
    E pi c f act # 1
    15 minutes of laughter equals the benefit of two hours of sleep ♥

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:32am EDT
    Guys are dooshbags and i hate them all, They don't know how to deal with women, thats why i feel like the lesbian rate is going up in this country
    - snooki
    -not my format-

  13. x0xCrAzY4LyFe x0xCrAzY4LyFe
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:05am EDT
    Laughing at someone's joke, not cause it was funny, but because it was
    JUsT SO StuPID.

  14. Deanna* Deanna*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:09pm EDT
    Girl: I want you to be my boyfriend forever.
    Boy: I don't.
    Girl: Why? :(
    Boy: Because then I can't be your husband. :)

  15. Ipodaddict4now Ipodaddict4now
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:09pm EDT
    That Awkward Moment
    When someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. ♥

  16. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:09pm EDT
    no matter how hot it is,
    i need a blanket when i sleep.

  17. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:55pm EDT
    & maybe he'll hear my name,
    and he'll break a little inside.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  19. shutupitsjoy shutupitsjoy
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:58pm EDT
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude, you had my hat whispering not slytherin"

    hi, its shutupitsjoy and this is my quote; not whoevers jocking it.
    CREDIT TO SHUTUPITSJOY

  20. xocarlyyxox xocarlyyxox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:44pm EDT
    Girl: I'm so ugly .
    Boy: You spelled Beautiful wrong.
    .

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