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1. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 5:11pm UTC
   In this city of robot hearts, O U R S W E R E M A D E T O B E A T.
   
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2. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 5:08pm UTC
   *Person stops in front of me*
   Me: Don't do that.
   Person: Do what?
   Me: Don't do that thing where you make a decision to interact with me.
   
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3. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 5:00pm UTC
   we
   sat there
   smoking
   cigarettes
   at
   5
   in the morning.
   
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4. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2013 7:04am UTC
   Not trying to be a hater or anything,
   But doesn't Lea Michele look like the female version of Michael Trevino?
   
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5. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2013 8:04am UTC
   But even enemies can show respect.
   
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6. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2013 7:53am UTC
   Everything seems so much more beautiful when you're doomed.
   
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7. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2013 6:03am UTC
   Date a real man,
   You already have a puss.y
   You don't need another one.
   
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8. enginesGoBOOM*
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   December 6, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   Don't lose track of who you are just because it's easier to be somebody else
   
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9. enginesGoBOOM*
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2013 12:39pm UTC
   Nothing
   but wasted
   dreamer
   
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10. enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    My dad's logic:
    "You got an A for your essay? I don't trust you, let me see."
    ...
    "You can diffuse the bomb that may kill all of humanity if it goes off, I trust you."
    
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11. enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    RIP Paul Walker
    Rest in Peace Paul Walker
    RIP Brian O'Conner
    Race in Paradise Brian O'Conner
    
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12. enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 11:48am UTC
    It's like I love you and then I hate you.
    It's like I want to push you off a cliff, and then run to the bottom to catch you.
    
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13. enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 11:46am UTC
    God told men that he had put calm and obedient wives in every corner of the world, and then he made the world a circle.
    And laughed and laughed and laughed.
    
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14. enginesGoBOOM*
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    December 1, 2013 9:32am UTC
    Paul Walker died.
    And now I don't know what to do with myself.
    
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15. enginesGoBOOM*
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    November 30, 2013 7:34am UTC
    p.s tomorrow is December
    
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16. enginesGoBOOM*
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    November 30, 2013 6:00am UTC
    "Sorry I took your daughter's virginity, it won't hapen again."
    
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17. enginesGoBOOM*
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    November 29, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    "she never looked nice. She looked like art. And art wasn't meant to look nice, it was meant to make you feel something."
    
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18. enginesGoBOOM*
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    November 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    THAT DOCTOR WHO EPISODE
    'nuff said.
    
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19. enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:39am UTC
    "whatever happens tomorrow, will happen for the best"
    
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20. enginesGoBOOM*
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    November 17, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Mum: Let's go for a walk, we need to stop being lazy anyway.
    Sister: But it's already so dark and dangerous outside.
    Dad: So then we'll take the car.
    This is how my family thinks.
    
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