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  1. ChildOfTheTardis ChildOfTheTardis
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    I just got blocked from following a little known actor on Twitter, I think this might mean I'm officially a stalker

  2. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Hey I just met you,
    And this is crazy!
    Delete my number.
    Don't call me baby.

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 1:53am UTC
    Do other people pretend to sleep so they don't have to deal with interacting with other human beings or is it just me?

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    The relationship between my sisters and I is either
    "I'll help you hide the body", or "Don't even breathe in my direction."
    There is no inbetween.

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    I love books and stories more than I love people.

  6. dunklekid86 dunklekid86
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Don't you love it when
    your closest friend ask you
    to help them...
    commit murder?

  7. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 7:30am UTC
    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

  8. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 8:57am UTC
    my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of:
    omg
    dude
    (weird noises)
    what the hell
    i’m going to kill you
    f*ck you

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Don't call us Peter and Wendy; I don't want to be left behind.
    Don't call us Romeo and Juliet; I don't want you to die for me.
    Don't call us Cinderella and Prince Charming; I don't want to leave it all to chance.
    Isn't it okay for us to just be us, and write our own fairy tale?
    Please don't remove this!

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    THE FACT THAT
    people expect me to make a career choice at the age of sixteen, and not f*ck up.
    Like... I'm not allowed to drive or drink or smoke or get married. But it makes complete sense for me to have to decide
    what I want to be doing with my life sixty years from now. Well, you know what?
    People are f*cking stupid.

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    One Direction:Baby you light up my world like nobdy else
    Me:What about a lightbulb?

  12. Shaynaynay27 Shaynaynay27
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    i wanna wrap you upi wanna kiss your lips i.. i wanna make you feel wanted ~ Wanted by Hunter Hayes

  13. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    So I guess every night procrastination celebration .

  14. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:13am UTC
    I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
    how some people can buy a packet of mints, and not eat them all in one day. ♥

  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 9:25am UTC
    Oh, eat nightlock.
    ...hunger games insults are COOL.

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:57am UTC
    The
    odd
    thing
    about
    people
    who love books
    is
    that
    they
    always want more. ♥

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    miley cyrus's eyebrows
    are brighter than my future.

  18. Browneyelover Browneyelover
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:46am UTC
    why cant Luke Bryan, Brantely Gilbert and Jason Aldean do a striper movie?
    MAGIC COWBOYS

  19. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    Always listen to your heart because even though it’s on your left side, it’s always right.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    be careful what you wish for.
    there's always a catch.

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