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BlackButterflies
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April 7, 2013 8:01pm UTC

someone made a quote shaming teenage mothers.
I AM ANGRY
I AM REALLY ANGRY
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GROW UP
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING SE/X AS LONG AS IT IS LEGAL AND CONSENSUAL GODAMMIT
GETTING PREGNANT DOES NOT TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM YOUR WORTH AS A PERSON

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:28pm UTC

F.uck God,
believe in yourself.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:05am UTC

is no one going to bring up the fact that in Australia they have a type of icecream called a Golden Gaytime
are we just ignoring that or

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jimmy365
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October 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC

dont highlight under this
ur a rebel i like that

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:12pm UTC

TWINKIES:
-can survive nuclear warefare.
-can last longer than a cockroach.
-are a zombie's only weakness.
yet, they die 3 weeks before the end of the world.
coincidence? i think not.
Well played, Mayans. Well played.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:14pm UTC

a girl just winked at me...
with both eyes.

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rainbow15
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 11:28am UTC

When a male penguin
finds the perfect
female penguin
He searches the
whole beach,
To find the perfect
pebble for her.
A n d d o e s n't s t o p u n t i l i t' s f o u n d i t .

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:36pm UTC

You know you live in America when
people start protesting against ending the production of twinkies.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:21pm UTC

"Once I was taking a shower and I heard a noise,
So I opened the curtains and there was Niall
Sitting on the toilet. He just said 'Hi'."
-Zayn Malik

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:06am UTC

Niall apologized on Twitter for smoking, saying:
"I'm sorry it was a drunken mistake,
Don't know how I thought it was cool."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 19, 2012 10:09am UTC

"I was hoping the judges would like me.
If they hadn't it would've been a major setback
In my plan for world domination."
-Harry Styles

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:51pm UTC

I love you,
But if a murderer held a gun to my head i would still beg him to pull the trigger before i did.
I love you,
But if my doctor gave me a bottle of pain killers i would probably down the bottle.
I love you,
But if i had the chance i would end my life.
I love you,
But sometimes love just isnt enough.
My quote.

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PsychoButterflies
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Peasant
(noun)
1) Someone you're better then.
2) A non-Witty/Tumblr user.
"Don't touch me you peasant,"

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leahxD
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Hello, I am
Prince
Shabalabadingdong.
(If you know where this is from, i love you.)

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 10:04am UTC

#NiallFact
Niall refused to sing on 'Take Me Home' until he was
Promised he could sing the 'OW!' in 'Heart Attack'.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:06am UTC

Niall: Reality ruined my life
Every Directioner in the world: I feel you bro

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伤*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:29am UTC

"One Direction isn't forever, all the boy bands stop"
Harry: but we sang forever young

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bye*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can't run away

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC

'I like you..'
I wonder what would happen if
I just came out with it and told you I like you.
What would you do?
How would you react?
I’ve played it over and over again in my mind,
and every time it ended beautifully,
I just can never build up the courage
to make it a reality.
I guess I’ll never know until I try…

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