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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    true fact: people like my hair more than they like me

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    January 1, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. happiest* happiest*
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    December 5, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    He may still love you.
    He probably does.
    He probably doesn’t know what he wants.
    He probably still thinks about you all the time.
    But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing.
    And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything.
    You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    2014 is so close,
    i can almost taste the lips i wont be kissing on new years eve.

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
    parent: why are you crying

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry Joella” because he stole everything I owned including all my money and then left me with nothing but a chicken suit

  8. happiest* happiest*
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    November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet
    teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    November 30, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    accomplishments of 2013
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    -i probably spent more time on the internet than last year

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
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    November 23, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Run run as fast as you can
    I'm the Doctor, take my hand
    You see these mannequins? Yea, they come to life.
    Will you be my companion despite all the strife.
    I am just a lonely, mad man in a box
    A mad man who always causes a paradox
    And I need someone like you
    Someone who will stay when I become new
    Someone who would risk their life for me
    And, even when I tell them to, never leave me be
    You aren't scared to admit you're faulted
    You are exactly what I've always wanted
    And that is why, Rose Tyler, my little dove
    You, are the one I love.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Roses are white
    nightlock is blue
    it’s called Catching Fire
    not Hunger Games 2


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    You can try to
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  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:06am UTC
    no i will not make the first move
    i will not move at all carry me

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:16am UTC
    michael cera is an alien trying
    too hard to do what he thinks normal humans do

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I guess I was too ugly,
    too annoying,
    too weird,
    too imperfect,
    too unlovable

  18. justyourtypicalgirl justyourtypicalgirl
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    a relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games.

  19. OnePieceAceLover02 OnePieceAceLover02
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Sarcasm:
    The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

  20. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    2014 is almost a month away and I'm still ugly

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