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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Yesterday: I'll start tomorrow
    Today: Tomorrow
    Tomorrow: Tomorrow
    10 years later: Tomorrow

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    WARNING!
    The file: your love life : Does Not Exist
    Try Again
    Forever Alone

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    dont forget the four h's of puberty kids!
    hungry
    h.orny
    hideous
    horribly depressed

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    It Has Come To The Point,
    that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.

  5. yarbroskis yarbroskis
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Olympic Runner: maybe just a short run today. *runs to moby dick and the oddessy*
    Me: maybe a long run today. *runs to the fridge*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. xRawrxImxPamx xRawrxImxPamx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:24am UTC
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  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:09am UTC
    What's that? A hat?A crazy, funky junky hat?
    Overslept? Hair unslightly?Trying to look like Kiera Knightly?We've been there, we've done that.We see right through your funky hat.

  9. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Me: Wow, I'm home alone
    Me: *In the shower* I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
    Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
    Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
    Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREE
    Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
    Family: *Comes home*
    Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on witty
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Lady Gaga: you're on the right track baby you were born this way.
    Katy Perry: Baby you're a firework, come on let your colors burst.
    Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful in every single way.
    Madonna: Don't go for second best baby.
    Eminem: I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid to take a stand.
    Justin Bieber: I close my eyes and I can see a better day. I close my eyes and pray.
    One Direction: Don't need makeup to cover up. Being the way that you are is enough.
    Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe.

  12. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

  13. SilverTiger_ SilverTiger_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    me: *gets out laptop*
    me: *puts on music*
    me: *gets all comfy under blanket*
    me: *signs into Witty*
    computer: 3% battery remaining, plug in immediately

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Here's to the Directioners who
    Don't favor a member of One Direction more
    Than the others, but have that one member
    Who stole their heart.

  15. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Am i the only one that
    Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:35pm UTC
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  17. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  18. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
    but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

  19. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  20. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 8:08am UTC
    mine don't steal
    girls: i wonder how boys don't get uncomfortable with their boxers showing
    boys: i wonder how girls don't get uncomfortable with their bras showing

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