I hate;
"I hate your glasses;"
So I got contacts.
"I hate your hair;"
So I dyed it.
"I hate the clothes you wear;"
So I bought new ones.
"I hate your laugh;"
So I stopped laughing.
"I hate your smile;"
So I stopped smiling.
"I hate...Wow, never mind, now I love you."
"Oh really?" I asked him as he nodded.
"Because now," I said quickly,
"I hate you."