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  1. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 10:27pm EST
    It's terrible that people
    actually hate themselves
    because they aren't a certain weight
    or don't have certain grades.
    It's even worse that people will
    physically cut themselves open
    because they don't like certain things
    or don't have a certain amount of friends.
    They're terrified of being judged
    or criticized
    because they don't look like the cover of that magazine.
    So maybe if we showed people
    that it is okay to be who they are,
    rather than just saying,
    "don't be afraid to be you!"
    or, "just be confident"
    then maybe there would be
    less people with slashes on their wrists
    and less notes ending with "I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough"

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 2:08am EST
    girls take so long to get ready
    because we're so mesmerized by our own boobs

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:32am EST
    I'm writing my essay on cyber-
    bullying right now
    and there was this article that said
    "anon hate hurts us because when
    we read it, we don't hear the attackers
    voice, we hear our own."

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:37am EST
    i do bad things basically because
    i listen to music with profanity

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:45am EST
    if you're not pumped for the holidays
    then you're feliz navidead to me.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:39am EST
    i sneezed in class today
    and a guy shushed me

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:41am EST
    i'm reading your palm and
    and it says it belongs on my butt

  9. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 8:07pm EST
    If everyone hates g.a.y.s. then why are they so cute?!?!

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:42pm EST
    Shine bright like the knife
    im gonna stab u with

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 9:14pm EST
    Happy Holidays
    Witty
    ►●◄◄
    Format by Breeze

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:04pm EST
    W/R/I/S/T/S
    such severe pain could never be beautiful.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:28pm EST
    i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:30pm EST
    what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:33pm EST
    there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u


  16. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 7:00pm EST
    *My sister and I watching a Carly Rae Jepsen performance*
    Her: Wow, she's really short. How tall is she?
    Me: According to Google, she's 5'2" which is 157cms.
    Her: Hey! She's my height!
    Me:
    Her:
    Me:
    Her: ... I'm short...

  18. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 7:09am EST
    Yesterday I had a substitute for math and science and he let us listen to imagine dragons, Carrie Underwood, and cassadee pope and he's going to be the substitute today too maybe.

  19. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 8:42am EST
    Those times you talk to somebody and you feel all tingly but you don't know if you have a crush on them or not.

  20. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:42pm EST
    Jade672
    has left officially now, too!? afsdlkfjsd there goes another one of my favourite wittians. Jade, you're so fantastic — thank you for everything. ♥

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