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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Today in class the teacher asked the question, ‘Is it better to have loved and lost, or to never have loved at all?’ I said, ‘to have loved and lost’ and you said, ‘to have never loved at all.’ I looked at you and you looked at me, and thats when I knew you never loved me at all.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard loud music coming from a room at the end of the hallway, so i walked over to see what was going on. there, in a darkened room, a middle aged man was alone, peddling furiously on one of the bike machines and passionately mouthing the words to "single ladies".

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    are people becoming more annoying
    or am i just becoming more angry

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Bell: *Rings*
    Teacher: *Tries to hand us homework*
    Me: lol times up. Not this time honey.
    Me: *runs away*

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
    OH GOD

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
    for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    i have like 64 different laughs
    all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the f-ck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Me: *Walks into ice cream parlor*
    Me: *Braces self*
    Me: I would like a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.
    Me: Nailed it.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    christmas list:
    killer eyebrows
    a boyfriend
    anything edible really
    selfie skills

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
    and i dont know which is worse

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    HOW TO BE SKINNY
    1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
    2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
    Congratulations, you're skinny.


  14. posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
    “a sense of purpose”

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
    Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
    Dad:He knows that you've been baked
    Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 11:26am UTC
    i love oversized sweatshirts. it's like, am i fat or is this sweatshirt just too big? am i fat and the sweatshirt is just too big? you'll never know.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    what if people got a new name every birthday
    what if the name represented how old you were,
    like every 11 year old was named Amanda "I had my first kiss when I was Ana"

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Confession #67
    I have never heard your normal Christmas songs
    Like Rudolph, Silent Night, Up on the House Top, Ect.ect.
    I know they exist and I know their names
    I just don't know the words to the songs.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    *10th wedding anniversary*
    are you sure you like like me?

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