happiest* posted a quote
December 23, 2013 4:02pm UTC
Today in class the teacher asked the question, ‘Is it better to have loved and lost, or to never have loved at all?’ I said, ‘to have loved and lost’ and you said, ‘to have never loved at all.’ I looked at you and you looked at me, and thats when I knew you never loved me at all.
today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard loud music coming from a room at the end of the hallway, so i walked over to see what was going on. there, in a darkened room, a middle aged man was alone, peddling furiously on one of the bike machines and passionately mouthing the words to "single ladies".
happiest* posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC
yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity. OH GOD
happiest* posted a quote
December 23, 2013 4:04pm UTC
i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the f-ck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
happiest* posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC
Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen Dad:He knows how long you sleep in Dad:He knows that you've been baked Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t
happiest* posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC
what if people got a new name every birthday what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Amanda "I had my first kiss when I was Ana"
happiest* posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled
* Sabaism * posted a quote
December 24, 2013 3:20pm UTC
Confession #67 I have never heard your normal Christmas songs Like Rudolph, Silent Night, Up on the House Top, Ect.ect. I know they exist and I know their names I just don't know the words to the songs.