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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Deep down i know that one day,
I want to look back,
Back on the scars,
The abuse,
The death,
The pain,
Even the happiness.
I want to stare into the distance,
A peaceful mind,
I want to smile and say
"I made it."
MyQuote

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium
because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:10pm UTC

after you get hurt,
just remember that i'll still be
here for you.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Dear math teacher,
I don't care what f(x) is.
Sincerely,
f(you).

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:21pm UTC

what if everyone driving on the highway
turned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:24pm UTC

what i've learned in four years of high school:
- grades are more important then your morals, and emotional and physical health
- how to hate people in general
- to want to quit life daily
- how to eat/text in class without getting caught
- why i will never amount to anything

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:26pm UTC

everyone thinks i'm overdramatic when
i'm upset... but when an octopus gets stresses out it eats itself. not THAT'S overdramatic

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:28pm UTC

i'm going to kill that spider!
unless it moves two centimeters then i'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC

i had an exam today and to brighten the mood,
i decided to play a game on everyone else. every ten minutes, i would ask for more paper even though i didn't actually need it. the fear in the eyes of my fellow classmates as they thought i was on my 10th page of my essay whilst they were on their first was priceless

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC

autocorrect really needs to stop
capitalizing "omg" i'm not that excited

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:34pm UTC

literally 99.9% of the things i want
to say on a daily basis are offensive

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:45pm UTC

is it too assertive to walk up to a guy and
say "we would make the chillest couple. we should date,"?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:49pm UTC

if people winked in real life as much
as they do in text messages, this world would be a really creepy place

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:51pm UTC

that awkward moment when you ran
up the stiars and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 12:00am UTC

legend has is that
there is life outside the internet

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:37pm UTC

my talents (may) include:
tricking people on the internet into believing i am a cool and funny person

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Me when I have a pack of gum and I have one.
Me:Omg this tastes SO GOOD!
*5 seconds later*
Me:Eh,this doesent taste so good
*Spits out*
Repeat process 9 times...
Me:It's my last piece
Me:I better make it last
*Spits out*
Me:Eh.Whatever.
The next day...
Me:Diddn't I have a pack of gum with me the other day?
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Secret42
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:54pm UTC

You,and I,could paint the sky together.As the world,goes by,we'll go on,forever.
Eyes by kaskade

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:52pm UTC

"The cat came back,the very next day"
I can't believe the guy in that song diddn't want the cat.If he diddnt want it,he could give it to one of us.=P
My quote.Do NOT steal

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Dad:Can you google where the remote is?
Me*Googles it*
Me:Check under the couch.
*Dad finds it*
Dad:Thank you
Me:You're welcome
Dad:My name isnt welcome!
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