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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 2:44pm UTC

girl: stares
me:stares back
girl;hi
me:FAWK OFF STAY AWAY FROM ME I HATE YOU

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DoneAwayWithDrama
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Can we just take a moment to realize how amazing Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (amazingphil) are??

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Just F*ck off
and go eat a taco

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josie*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC

We're all entitled to our own opinion.
I don't like you.
That's my opinion.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 10:43am UTC

Save the earth!
It's the only planet with Chocolate.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Gpc11
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 6:48pm UTC

As my nephew waddled off to school, I shouted at him, "Hurry up or you'll be late."He shouted back, "It's okay, they're open until 3:30."

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 3:48pm UTC

Hold your mouse
over this quote
for something
to make you
smile
:)

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 9:25am UTC

Stop blaming me
for everything that goes wrong in your life.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 7:18pm UTC

Differences between music genres
Sentece: I saw a flower.
Rap: Yo, I was hangin' wit my muthafxckin' homies, and we saw a muthafxckin' flowa' in a muthafxckin' garden.
Pop: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.
Rock: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feat, behind there in my direction.
Emo: I came across a beautiful flower, but it FXCKING DIED.
Metal: FKSAMFDKLDFMGKLSMGKMGKD FLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! FDKFMDSKMLKGMDSKLGMSDGMDSG- IN A FIELD!!!!!
Country: I was ridin' a tractor and I was drinkin' a beer, but then I saw a purty little flower, and I say ''Hey, yall! It's the one of dem flowers!''
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 18, 2014 7:18am UTC

"how would you describe yourself?"
me: paranoid, anxious loner, with
self-loathing tendencies.
me: nah, I shouldn't put that.
me: ....
me: ....
me: smart?
me: yeah, smart works.

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 8:09am UTC

Me: *Bored*
Me: *Whacks myself in face with slipper*
Me: *Entertained*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 2:09pm UTC

katniss everdeen
is such a gryffindor.

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 1:02pm UTC

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DubstepKitten
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 9:44pm UTC

When the time comes
You got to grow up
Sometimes.....
You just need to shut up
You need to listen
And learn to cope
Don't let your anger
Turn into false hope
They care about you
But it you just get so mad
Then your anger
Gets you all sad
Makes you cry tears of blood
Man I just want to give them a hug
But they don't want to
They work all the time
I think they hate me
The fault is mine...
I just don't interact
They way others do
I'm the weird one I don't have any friends
I seriously can't wait till the end
I wanna go home to my mom
Because she hugs me
And makes me feel at home
I love you mom. I wanna come home

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