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  1. Redrick Redrick
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    I've only been here a short time, I wanted to join a while back, but ended up having to leave, But now im back, and already i have met amazing people, I think i may have found my new home <3

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    the most iconic song lyric will always be
    tell your boyfriend if he say he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t
    f-ckin scared of him

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  4. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    I remember when walmart gave
    out those little smiley face stickers...
    those things were the sh.t
    they were my life yo

  5. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    “graduate,
    go to a nice college,
    AND RUN
    as far away as you can.

    -my mom

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    Will you love me?
    Even with my dark side?

  7. Julia1999 Julia1999
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:24am UTC
    I never realised it until now, being broken, but
    violins are the saddest instrument in the world.
    If you listen very closely
    violins sound like they're crying
    - maybe even screaming -
    of pain...

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    I can almost smell the flowers
    I won't recieve today.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    I wish I could favoite some people's texts
    So I wouldn't have to reply.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    my dream date: a date

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    dear monday,
    i think we need to break up. i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Do NOT touch my iPhone.
    It's not an usPhone.
    It's not a wePhone.
    It's not an ourPhone,
    It's an iPhone.

  13. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    So I visited the "Top This Year" page and it was like a huge slap in the face. There were so many familiar but now inactive accounts. The fave numbers on those quotes were pretty much what you used to be able to get in a day. It was quite depressing, any of you feel me?

  14. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    believe in
    yourself
    .
    Format by Breeze

  15. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    read
    more
    Format by Breeze

  16. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    they might be bigger, but we're faster and
    never scared
    Format by Breeze


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Me: *Slowly falls in love with anime character*

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    but why would you even give him the waterbed
    he had scissors
    for hands
    scissors

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 9:49am UTC
    omg i just realized
    theyre called pancakes
    because theyre like cakes
    but you cook them
    wait for it
    in a pAN

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