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BeautifulLiar8

1. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 3:33pm UTC
   Spongebob- what do you normally do when i'm gone?
   Patrick- wait for you to get back.
   True Friend
   Everyone desevers one.
   
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2. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   Girl: Take the condom off!
   Boy: Why?
   Girl: YOLO
   Boy: When you get pregnant YOYO.
   Girl: What's that mean?
   Boy: Your On Your Own.
   
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3. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 11:43pm UTC
   Once upon a time,
   There was an ugly barnacle
   he was soo ugly that
   everyone died.
   
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4. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   Patrick- you got it set to "m" for mini when it should be set to "w" for wumbo.
   Spongebob- Patrick, i dont think wumbos is a real word.
   Patrick- come on you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing. . .
   Squidward- i wonder if i fall from this height would it be a enough to kill me.
   Patrick- . . . WUMBOLOGY, THE STUDY OF WUMBO, it's all first grade spongebob.
   Spongebob- Patrick, im sorry i ever doubted you.
   
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5. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   I hate when i think of a really good quote and i spend time on witty trying to make it "pretty" and everything and it will only get like 2 favs of maybe like 6 just because it is not about the Hunger Games or One Direction. im not trying to hate on them or anything but its just annoying. im sorry im not that obsessed with either one of them. again im not trying trying hate on them so dont flip out on me over nothing its just how i feel.
   
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6. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   A lot of girls fall in love with
   with the wrong guys, simply
   because the wrong guys
   say the right things.
   
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7. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 6:54pm UTC
   C ome on Beautiful,
   pick yourself up & dry your eyes
   Everything will be okay
   I promise ♥
   
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8. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   That awkward moment when:
   Your in a bathroom stall and you make
   eye contact with the person on the outside of
   the stall.
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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9. BeautifulLiar8
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   ♥♥♥
   Baby you,
   Light up my world
   Like nobody else.
   ♥♥♥
   Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats
   
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10. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Fact:Fas
    You say "lol" in a text because there is nothing else to say...
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When your friend says "its cause im black"... and there not black.
    nmf.nmq.
    
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12. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Life asked Death
    "Why do people love me, but hate you?"
    Death responded
    " Because you are a Beautiful lie. ,<xmm,,,,,,,,,""""
    And I am the Ugly truth."
    
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13. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    A wise girl kisses
    But doesn't love ,
    listens but
    Doesn't believe,
    And leaves before
    She is left.
    "-fr Ffrfr
    ♥
    ♥
    ♥
    
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14. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Oh.My.God. Becky look at her butt,
    Tunechi.
    
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15. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    You known who's Beautiful...?
    Read the first word again. (;
    
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16. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    _She's the girl
    My Ex's hate ,
    My mom loves ,
    And the one I can't
    Forget.
    
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17. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    If someone breaks your heart, just go punch them in the face.
    Seriously just go punch them in the face and go get some ice-cream.(:
    
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18. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    She's got X's and O's while
    He's got Ex's and Ho's.
    
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19. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    If Love isn't a game . . .
    then why are there soo many players??
    
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20. BeautifulLiar8
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    & I promise someday you will regret losing me & you will think back and say "Damn, that girl really did love me."
    
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