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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    when you get to that part of a
    book where the title suddenly just
    makes sense
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
    someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

  3. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  4. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    There are 364 days
    until Christmas
    and people already have their lights up.
    unbelievable.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    friend: you know there's a life
    outside the internet
    me: send me the link
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  6. marissamm marissamm
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    This girl is on fire
    nmf

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Tell him how you feel

  8. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    I hate when people joke about depression.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. LittleMissEva LittleMissEva
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:36pm UTC
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    The lonliest people are the kindest.
    The saddest people smile the brightest.
    The most damaged people are the wisest.
    All because they do not wish to see
    anyone else suffer the way they do.
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  11. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Backstreet Boys: "What Makes You Different (makes you beautiful)"
    One Direction: "What Makes You Beautiful"
    Backstreet Boys: "It's Gotta Be You"
    One Direction:"Gotta Be You"
    Backstreet Boys:"More Than That"
    One Direction:"More Than This"
    Backstreet Boys:"I Want It That Way"
    One Direction:"I Want"
    Backstreet Boys:"Love Will Keep You Up All Night"
    One Direction:"Up All Night"
    So tell me again how original One Direction is

  12. dooosh dooosh
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.

  13. AlltheLights AlltheLights
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Your skin isn't paper, don't cut it
    Your face isn't a mask, don't hide it
    Your size isn't a book, don't judge it
    Your life isn't a film, don't end it

  14. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 27
    Andreas P.O.V
    Today was the last full day I'd be spending with Jesse and I was upset.
    Really upset.
    Jesse insisted we spent the day together and I didn't protest because I wanted to spend the day with him. Tomorrow in the morning, I'd be in a plane going back to Australia. I arrived at Jesses apartment just as Ryan was about to leave. “I'm staying with Ross, tonight, I'll be back tomorrow,” Ryan said to Jesse. I didn't ask any questions.
    “Good morning, beautiful,” Jesse said, kissing my temple.
    “Morning,” I murmured.
    “Bye love birds!” Ryan cried out. “Wait, hang on, Andi, come here so I can talk to you.” I followed Ryan out of the apartment and he smiled, sadly at me. “Tomorrow you're leaving, correct?” I nodded. “Don't break his heart.”
    “Why would I do that?” I frowned.
    “Andi, you're so naive. Jesse really likes you, more than he's ever liked a girl before and anybody can tell, you guys are meant for each other. I know you two haven't spoken about how your relationship is going to work as of tomorrow but whatever you do, just don't hurt him. He doesn't need anymore pain in his life.” Anybody could tell that Ryan cared deeply about his best friend and they were very close.
    “I won't,” I promised.
    “Well, I guess this is goodbye,” Ryan said
    “Bye,” I mumbled, giving Ryan a tight hug. “I'm going to miss you,” I told him, honestly.
    “I'm going to miss you as well, now go back to mr lover boy,” Ryan teased. I gave him a quick peck on the cheek before running back inside. When I saw Jesse, I gave him a big kiss on the lips, knowing that tomorrow I wouldn't be able to do that.
    “What was that for?” Jesse said against my lips.
    “I'm going to miss you,” I said, tears forming in my eyes.
    “Come sit down,” he told me and lead me to the couch. I cuddled up to him, putting my head on his shoulder. “When you go back to Australia, do you want to be with me?” Jesse asked.
    “Yes but-”
    “Andi, if you were so sure there wouldn't be any 'buts' so, obviously not, now, tell me whats wrong.”
    “Jesse, long distance relationships don't work!” I exclaimed.
    “So, you want to break up, as of tomorrow?” I put my head down, as I answered.
    “I think that'd be best.”
    “Well for now, you're still my girlfriend,” Jesse said, kissing me, softly. “I got you a present,” he said.
    “Huh?”
    “Open it,” he said handing me a box.
    I opened the box to find a silver bracelet with all different charms hanging from it.
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser: "Mum, dad, Zach, I want you to meet my girlfriend Andi," Jesse said. "You would've loved her, she's amazing."
    Thanks for all you suggestions but I've decided that Lucy Hale is going to be the main girl character for Using Mr Parker && I can't decide for Mr Parker, either Ian Harding, Adam Gregory, Chase Crawford or Zac Efron... so comment your favourite (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. StrongAndProud StrongAndProud
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Just need someone to talk to. Someone who will not judge. Someone who will listen. Someone who will understand...anyone.

  17. cocobananasxx cocobananasxx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Nothing says regret
    Like the email adresses you made as a kid


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Eye lids are like...
    personal curtains.

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Hurricane Sandy wouldn't be here, if Patrick would've
    just stopped making fun of Texas.
    (OneDirection/nmf)

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