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  1. notgivinafuuuck notgivinafuuuck
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    "EW! You like him?"
    I fxcking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn't the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn't have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fxck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.♥

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    home is where the pants aren't.

  3. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    When I'm quiet:
    1) Tired.
    2) Don't have anything to talk about.
    3) Over-thinking.
    4) Upset.
    5) Falling apart.
    6) All of the above.

  4. sierra17 sierra17
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Terribly Cheesy Jokes
    How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He drank coffee before it was cool.
    should i start a series? fave if you'd like me to

  5. emily_fowlerr emily_fowlerr
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    them: "are you single?"
    me: "no. im plural."
    them: "are you free friday night?"
    me: "no. im expensive."
    ype here

  6. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepard, Poodle, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    Cat, cat, cat, bigger cat, cat...

  7. xKeepMySecret xKeepMySecret
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    I am not depressed.
    I can still smile at pretty things,
    and laugh when jokes are funny.
    I can still talk to people,
    and enjoy nice days.
    But when I go inside,
    when I'm alone,
    there's something broken.
    And I fall into a sadness so
    sweet that it engulfs me.
    I look in the mirror,
    and I don't like what I see.
    The tears fall when I'm falling
    And I miss something that doesn't exist.
    I am not depressed.
    I'v just been sad for awhile,
    but I can still find the light.
    I can still smile.

  8. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    i hate when my mom walks into my room and watches my computer
    whelp time to go on educational websites and pretend to care

  9. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Alex: So dumb girls go with dumb guys and smart guys go with dumb girls...What do smart girls get?
    Phill: Cats mostly.
    -Modern family

  10. Dylacorn Dylacorn
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    "Sorry bro, I can't make it to your wedding."
    "Perhaps next Wedding."
    nmf. Hale_Storm18

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:08am UTC
    ~You hate that annoying moment when you're dying to talk to someone,but you refuse to text them first~

  12. ForeverAndaDay13 ForeverAndaDay13
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Waiting for your french fries to cool down...

  13. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
    Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
    10 men and 1 woman.
    The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
    Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
    They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
    She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
    As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . ..
    and this is why women are smarter then men ;D

  14. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    My Thoughts In The Hallway
    Me: oh, so you're just gonna stop walking in the middle of the hallway?
    Me: not even gonna move to the side? OH OK.
    Me: I hate all of you.
    Me: dont touch me peasants
    Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
    Me: why are you walking so slow?
    Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time I'm going to cut you
    Me: Ew, I don't like you.
    Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
    Me: Didn't they just say they hated each other two nights ago?
    Me: Yall motherfudgers need JESUS
    Me: do I say hi to you too
    Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
    Me: too late, awkward smile it is
    Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
    Me: I wish I could just float to class. Walking takes too much effort
    Me: being lazy is such a problem at a school like this
    Me: i need friends.

  15. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Everytime you make a typo,
    The errorists win.
    nmf, Hale_Strom18. I saw this and thought it was actually pretty funny.

  16. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    / | \
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    / ________|________ \
    / / | \ \
    / / | \ \
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    / \ | / \
    / ___________ \ _________ | ________ / ___________ \
    Until the very end.

  17. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    "I don't care if he's a fictional character!
    I saw him first!"

  18. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Rest of the world: there are 1000 grams in a kilogram.
    Rest of the world: 1000 milimetres is 1 metre
    Rest of the world: 1000 metres is 1 kilometre
    Rest of the world: water freezes at 0 degrees celsius and boils at 100 degrees celsius
    United States: 12 inches is 1 foot
    United States: 3 feet is 1 yard
    United States: 1760 yards is 1 mile
    United States: there are 16 ounces in 1 pound
    United States: water freezes at 32 degrees fahrenheit and boils at 212 degrees fahrenheit
    Rest of the world: lol wat

  19. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    maybe this year I'll find a boyfriend
    [audience laughs in the background]

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:40am UTC
    The Negatives
    - Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
    -You want to claw everybodies face off CRAAMMPSS!
    -You cry over everything that goes wrong
    -Back pain
    -Your face breaks out
    -Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
    -Your jeans won’t zip
    -Tampons take over your purse
    The positives
    -You‘re not pregnant!


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