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  1. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 4:34am EDT
    i find it disgusting that you'll probably forget my name in a years time and i'll say yours in my sleep for the rest of my life. you say i don't care, but the only problem we have is that i care too much. i'm sorry. i'm sorry that i can see fxcking galaxies in your eyes and you can't find a single star in mine.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  4. Anais* Anais*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 4:17pm EST
    So i dunno if this is just me, and i mean no disrespect this site is for people to be themselves but...Do you ever go on peoples witty account and they are really weird, like don't get me wrong because im pretty weird myself but they are so weird that you literally get scared by just being on their page or whatever. Like i'm not gonna lie there have been a couple of occasions where i thought that i was on lucifer's page. I dunno if it's just me but i think i'm gonna go pray now.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 2:04am EST
    "it's all about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you're busy,
    not 2 in the morning when you're lonely."
    but what if i miss you at both times throughout the day?

  6. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 9:55pm EDT
    Wow,
    I just seen the sadest thing ever...
    My mom just faked smiled at me...

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 4:42pm EDT
    i'll say hi, but not reply to the letters that you write because i've found some peace of mind

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 6:47pm EDT
    There was this red dress
    she wanted one time
    so bad, she could taste it.
    I should've bought it -
    but I didn't.
    She wanted to paint our bedroom
    yellow, and trim it blues and greens -
    but I wouldn't let her.
    (Wouldn't have hurt nothing.)
    She loved to be held
    and kissed
    and touched;
    but I didn't do it.
    (Not nearly enough.)
    And if I'd known
    that dance was going to be
    our last dance,
    I'd have asked that band
    to play on and on,
    on and on...
    I'd have done a lot of things
    different.

  9. nanababii13 nanababii13
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 9:13pm EST
    This is a poem
    written by a teenager with cancer.
    She wants to see how many
    people get her poem.
    It is quite the poem. please favorite
    SLOW DANCE
    Have you ever
    watched kids
    On a merry-go-round?
    Or listened to
    the rain
    Slapping on the ground?
    Ever followed a
    butterfly's erratic flight?
    Or gazed at the sun into the fading
    night?
    You better slow down.
    Don't dance so
    fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    Do you run through each day
    On the
    fly?
    When you ask How are you?
    Do you hear the
    reply?
    When the day is done
    Do you lie in your
    bed
    With the next hundred chores
    Running through
    your head?
    You'd better slow down
    Don't dance so
    fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    Ever told your child,
    We'll do it
    tomorrow?
    And in your haste,
    Not see
    his
    sorrow?
    Ever lost touch,
    Let a good
    friendship die
    Cause you never had time
    To call
    and say,'Hi'
    You'd better slow down.
    Don't dance
    so fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    When you run so fast to get somewhere
    You
    miss half the fun of getting there.
    When you worry and hurry
    through your day,
    It is like an unopened
    gift....
    Thrown away.
    Life is not a
    race.
    Do take it slower
    Hear the
    music
    Before the song is over.
    This young girl has 6 months left
    to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to
    live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
    She'll
    never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a
    family of her own.
    By clicking the heart, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every click on heart, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents
    to her treatment and recovery plan. It's
    not even your money, just
    your time to click the heart!
    PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:11pm EST
    It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:22pm EST
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:40pm EDT
    Go to Google Translate;
    Copy this text: pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk
    Pick German as the ‘from’ language; Press the ‘Listen’-button
    You're Welcome.

  13. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:13pm EDT
    i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today" and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg"

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 3:24am EST
    one time I overslept and my mom came into
    my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

  15. pixiewings23 pixiewings23
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:30pm EST
    "Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars" -Unknown

  16. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:25pm EST
    I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

  17. ergteyh7rhg ergteyh7rhg
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 5:25pm EST
    Format chickittylover
    Favorite this quote and I will follow you! (:

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:01pm EST
    It's my 1 Year Witty Anniversary.
    December 19th, 2012, I created this account. It was originally for my friend, but she posted one quote and got like 200 favorites and never used it and so I took it (I know totally not selfish haha). Anyway, I have made SO MANY wonderful friends from here! Some of you guys are SO CUTE and FUN and make me sooo happy?? And oh my gosh guys.. I can't even believe I have 727 followers and i've only written 334 quotes?? How is that even possible???? You guys make me feel so good, like I can't believe that many of you actually like my humor?? And now one of my quotes is on the SECOND PAGE OF TOP THIS YEAR??? No no no. You have NO IDEA how thankful I am for EVERYTHING- every little comment, favorite, follow- anything, it makes me so happy. This website has bettered my life in so many ways. I will never regret joining this website ever. You guys rock <3
    ..right well this quote is kinda lame but really I just want to let you know that without this website I don't even know what my life would be? Thank you so much for creating this website Steve (:
    -Love, Krista
    PS- If you're sad or happy or any mood you should watch this because it is the funniest music video ever omfg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxAEXO1lxpA&list=PLeZeBhRUMydMg2NzgPnMpXTw0BbXZsf-E

  19. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:03pm EST
    ❄ I'm dreaming of a white christmas ❄
    ↟_↟_ ↟
    _↟_↟
    _↟↟

    .. -
    \ /____
    Breeze

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 5:35pm EST
    So can we just slow down,
    while you make this
    mistake?
    Just slow down,
    so my heart don't
    break.

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