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  1. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  4. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Imagine how different your life would be
    if you said literally everything that came to your mind.

  5. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    "So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reason's. And maybe we will never know most of them. But ever if we dont have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them."
    -Stephan Chbosky

  6. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:05am UTC
    " People say
    sticks & stones may
    break your bones, but
    names can never hurt you.
    but that's not true
    Words can hurt.
    They hurt me.
    Things were said to me that I still
    haven't forgotten."
    _Demi Lovato_

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    i'm having one of those days where
    my middle finger is answering every question.

  8. Summahgirl23 Summahgirl23 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Good morning beautiful :)
    xoxo your imaginary boyfriend
    Thanks mom...

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    i'm going to go stand outside.
    so if anyone asks, i'm outstanding.

  10. Forever_Alone602 Forever_Alone602
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Dude, are you ready to party!!!
    Um, who is this?
    Oh sorry wrong number.
    Bye.
    ...But I wanted to party

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    you know why "Shrek" is the best fairytale?
    because in some fairytales, the princes and the princesses are perfect. but in shrek, it teaches us that imperfect people can sill have their own happy endings.

  12. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

  13. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    palm
    thumb
    point
    middle
    ring
    pink
    Good Luck
    DIRECTION
    PROVOKE
    love
    Promise
    weheartitCoding by Breeze

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    At my school, we have these awards called "P.R.I.D.E." awards.
    You get one if a teacher nominated you, saying that you have excelled.
    Not typically in grades or a sport, but just been an overall well rounded person.
    The other day we had an assembly held just for these awards.
    A few people were called up, typical people you would see.
    Then, a special needs boy was called up.
    This boy has done so much for our school, and no one notices it.
    He helps the football team, lacrosse team, hockey team, etc.
    He stays after school everyday to do what he can.
    When he got called up, the room roared with cheers.
    Alex was so excited and threw his hands up in the air as soon as he ran to get his award.
    The clapping didn't stop until five minutes later.
    Minutes after, a deaf girl, Kyle was called up.
    Once again, the room erupted in cheers.
    On the other side of the room, people started waving their hands in the air.
    In sign language, this movement is basically clapping.
    I was honestly almost in tears.
    Never in my life would I have expected my school to be so accepting of these kids.
    It makes me proud for once, that I grew up with these students.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    How to write an essay
    1) Open up microsoft word
    2) Cry

  16. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you have no friends in class and the teacher says, "Find a partner."
    nmq/nmf
    nmqnmf
    nmf

  17. Fact_LifeIsHard Fact_LifeIsHard
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I think that a man with a
    helmet defending his
    country should make
    more money than
    a man with a helmet
    defending a football.

  18. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    The prettiest smiles
    hide the deepest secrets.
    The prettiest eyes
    have cried the most tears.
    The kindest hearts
    have felt the most pain.
    Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    I’m extremely insecure
    Don’t ask why.
    Because I have my reasons.
    But I can’t help it.
    It isn’t like I’m always fishing for compliments,
    I’m not.
    That’s just how my brain thinks of me.
    Sorry.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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