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  1. societyisprison societyisprison
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    When you think of how huge the Earth is..& how it's just a fraction of the size of the sun..Which is just a speck of dust in the overall universe..It's easy to rationalize eating an entire cake.

  2. TheAnaDiaries TheAnaDiaries
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Small Victories
    Weighed myself today, and I lost 5 pounds! I know it's not much, not enough to make any kind of difference, but to me it proves that I'm in control. I'm winning. 5 pounds gone, and if I can keep this up, 5 more, then 5 more. Next thing I know, I'll have reached my goal and I'll be beautiful. I'll be thin and perfect. Right now, I'm seeing a thin sliver of the happiness I'll have when I have my bones. I take this as a victory and can't wait to lose more!

  3. InsertAliasHere InsertAliasHere
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:07am UTC
    I wanna be the very best
    Like no one ever was
    To catch them is my real test
    To train them is my cause
    I will travel across the land
    Searching far and wide
    Each Pokemon to understand
    The power that's inside
    Pokemon, its you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
    In a world we must defend
    Pokemon, a heart so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You teach me and I'll teach you
    Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
    Every challenge along the way
    With courage I will face
    I will battle every day
    To claim my rightful place
    Come with me, the time is right
    There's no better team
    Arm in arm we'll win the fight
    It's always been our dream

  4. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    "Excuse Drake from doing his homework.
    He twisted his liver.
    He is unable to read, write...
    Or bathe.
    Yours Truely,
    The doctor."
    -Drake & Josh

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    what do you call a fake noodle?
    an impasta.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Remember when I asked for your opinion?
    Yeah, me neither.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I'm going to get a dog and name it naked.
    Then, I'm going to walk naked down the street.

  8. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Ugh. I'm so ugly.
    You spelt beutiful wrong.
    Lol. so did you.

  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  10. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    A teacher walks into a bar:
    Guy: can i buy you a drink?
    Teacher: i dont know, CAN you?
    *why some teachers still arent married*

  11. Chelsmeister123 Chelsmeister123
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    "GET OVER HIM."
    yeah, okay. If I could, I would.

  12. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    no one finds me attractive
    so i eat whatever i want.

  13. ernst ernst
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    summer of '69
    MUST HAVE BEEN
    one hell of a summer

  14. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:07pm UTC
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    I support gay and lesbian marriage.(:
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  15. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #47
    "Drake and Josh was a terrible show "

  16. DiNoLoVe DiNoLoVe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
    Friend: I don't know, why?
    Me: She had no arms.
    Friend: okay...
    Me: Knock knock!
    Friend: Who's there?
    Me: Not Sarah
    nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone
    nnmq

  17. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Thanks for trying to be original with me.
    Sincerely,
    can't ever find my name on a keychain

  18. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    NEVER INSULT A GIRL'S MUSIC
    It was the only thing that was there for her when everyone else
    left
    formFormatnf format credit:ConverseLover

  19. thepersonithoughtiwas thepersonithoughtiwas
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Well, I was like,
    and then
    she was like, and then
    he was like,
    Then we were all like
    omg.

  20. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #31
    "Dude, the Glee version is sooo much better"

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