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God Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!*** Napoleon Dynamite Vote for Pedro!
  1. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2005 2:45pm EST
    VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    March 27, 2005 2:43pm EST
    GOD TINE YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER >~< Napoleon Dynamite
    BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!

  3. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    March 8, 2005 10:19am EST
    Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
    The shadow in the background of the morgue
    The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
    We can live like Jak and Sally if we want
    Where you can always find me
    And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
    And in the night we'll wish this never ends
    We'll wish this never ends
    I dedicate this Blink paragraph/song to TREY!!! (jak)

  4. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 23, 2004 9:34pm EST
    "I don't give them hell,i tell them the truth and they think it is hell" ~ harry s. truman

  5. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 23, 2004 9:32pm EST
    Indecisive pepole are like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there

  6. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 23, 2004 9:25pm EST
    XxLiFe Is SiMpLe PeOpLe MaKe It HaRdxX

  7. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2004 9:24pm EST
    You don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows

  8. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 23, 2004 9:21pm EST
    If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball~dodgeball! great movie

  9. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2004 9:19pm EST
    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball~ dodgeball
    awesome movie!

  10. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2004 9:18pm EST
    10 Things to do on a plane
    1. If someone around you farts,say BLESS YOU really loud.
    2. If a old person it sitting beside you, blare your headphones up on your cd player.
    3. Everytime you get a re-fill on your drink,drink all of it and burp and blow it into their face
    4. Keep complaining about how small the restrooms are.
    5. kick the seat of the person in front you saying "i am the keebler elf, I am the keebler elf!"
    6. Do the Beyonce dance to the flight attendant
    7. while your going down the aisle, swing your hips and go,"excuse me, GOD! watch where you're going!"
    8. Eat dill pickles and keep breathing over the shoulder of the person in front you.
    9. Open a bag of chips, lick your fingers,scratch your butt, sneeze in your hand, and pick your bugers, then offer somebody some chips. And watch there face~ ha ha
    10. Whistle the toon to the Barney song. OVER AND OVER

  11. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2004 8:24pm EST
    great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat,itty-bitty birdy feet,and me with out a spoon
    yucky!

  12. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 23, 2004 8:21pm EST
    ~>~>~Wouldn't life be better if the kids just gave the bunny the trix~<~<~

  13. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2004 11:41am EST
    >*<DoN't WiSh UpOn A FaLlInG sTar::It MiGhT cRaSh Ur DrEams>*<

  14. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 19, 2004 11:39am EST
    >..:*.*~LeAvE mE SoME~*.*:..<

  15. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2004 11:32am EST
    joke:
    One day 3 brothers named dukey,shut up, and manners went on a rode trip.They were all riding in the truck and then dukey said that he needed some fresh air, so he stepped out of the truck. Then he passed out, cause it was so hot. Then shut up got out and stood beside the truck while manners helped dukey. Then a cop showed up and walked up to shut up. then he said "Sir, is there anything i can help you with today?" shut up said "well actually yes." " ok then i am going to have to write your name down to fill-out a form" the cop said."so what's yer name? shut up said "shutup" then the cop said "where's your manners? "picking up dukey on the side of the rode"
    get it/ well contact me if you don't

  16. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2004 11:26am EST
    this is not a personal joke, i promise
    Your momma is so fat,she donated her underwear to the army and theu used them as parachutes! lol

  17. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2004 11:25am EST
    BeNjI+JoEl+PaUl+BiLlY+ChRiS=GoOd ChArLoTtE

  18. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2004 11:21am EST
    .:*~If LiFe GiVeS yOu LeMoNs,SqUeEzE ThEm In PeOpLeS EyEs~*:.

  19. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
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    December 19, 2004 12:53am EST
    "I always wanted to direct videos, when I first saw Benji and my name on the thing..what's that slappy thing called again?..yea a slate...I was happy."
    -joel from good charlotte

  20. BeNjiRoXiT7 BeNjiRoXiT7
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2004 12:51am EST
    girl: whoa! your standing right there!
    Joel: yeah! im a real person too i have skin and i crap too but shhh dont tell anyone.

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