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God Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!*** Napoleon Dynamite Vote for Pedro!

BeNjiRoXiT7
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March 27, 2005 2:45pm UTC

VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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March 27, 2005 2:43pm UTC

GOD TINE YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER >~< Napoleon Dynamite
BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!

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March 8, 2005 10:19am UTC

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jak and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends
I dedicate this Blink paragraph/song to TREY!!! (jak)

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 23, 2004 9:34pm UTC

"I don't give them hell,i tell them the truth and they think it is hell" ~ harry s. truman

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December 23, 2004 9:32pm UTC

Indecisive pepole are like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 23, 2004 9:25pm UTC

XxLiFe Is SiMpLe PeOpLe MaKe It HaRdxX

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December 23, 2004 9:24pm UTC

You don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows

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December 23, 2004 9:21pm UTC

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball~dodgeball! great movie

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 23, 2004 9:19pm UTC

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball~ dodgeball
awesome movie!

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 23, 2004 9:18pm UTC

10 Things to do on a plane
1. If someone around you farts,say BLESS YOU really loud.
2. If a old person it sitting beside you, blare your headphones up on your cd player.
3. Everytime you get a re-fill on your drink,drink all of it and burp and blow it into their face
4. Keep complaining about how small the restrooms are.
5. kick the seat of the person in front you saying "i am the keebler elf, I am the keebler elf!"
6. Do the Beyonce dance to the flight attendant
7. while your going down the aisle, swing your hips and go,"excuse me, GOD! watch where you're going!"
8. Eat dill pickles and keep breathing over the shoulder of the person in front you.
9. Open a bag of chips, lick your fingers,scratch your butt, sneeze in your hand, and pick your bugers, then offer somebody some chips. And watch there face~ ha ha
10. Whistle the toon to the Barney song. OVER AND OVER

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December 23, 2004 8:24pm UTC

great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat,itty-bitty birdy feet,and me with out a spoon
yucky!

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December 23, 2004 8:21pm UTC

~>~>~Wouldn't life be better if the kids just gave the bunny the trix~<~<~

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 11:41am UTC

>*<DoN't WiSh UpOn A FaLlInG sTar::It MiGhT cRaSh Ur DrEams>*<

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 11:39am UTC

>..:*.*~LeAvE mE SoME~*.*:..<

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 11:32am UTC

joke:
One day 3 brothers named dukey,shut up, and manners went on a rode trip.They were all riding in the truck and then dukey said that he needed some fresh air, so he stepped out of the truck. Then he passed out, cause it was so hot. Then shut up got out and stood beside the truck while manners helped dukey. Then a cop showed up and walked up to shut up. then he said "Sir, is there anything i can help you with today?" shut up said "well actually yes." " ok then i am going to have to write your name down to fill-out a form" the cop said."so what's yer name? shut up said "shutup" then the cop said "where's your manners? "picking up dukey on the side of the rode"
get it/ well contact me if you don't

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 11:26am UTC

this is not a personal joke, i promise
Your momma is so fat,she donated her underwear to the army and theu used them as parachutes! lol

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 11:25am UTC

BeNjI+JoEl+PaUl+BiLlY+ChRiS=GoOd ChArLoTtE

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 11:21am UTC

.:*~If LiFe GiVeS yOu LeMoNs,SqUeEzE ThEm In PeOpLeS EyEs~*:.

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 12:53am UTC

"I always wanted to direct videos, when I first saw Benji and my name on the thing..what's that slappy thing called again?..yea a slate...I was happy."
-joel from good charlotte

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BeNjiRoXiT7
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December 19, 2004 12:51am UTC

girl: whoa! your standing right there!
Joel: yeah! im a real person too i have skin and i crap too but shhh dont tell anyone.

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