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  1. pinkytwirler pinkytwirler
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    my computer
    LOW BATTERY
    10% (13 minutes remaining)
    *shuts off in 3o seconds*
    WTF?!?!

  2. xPhantasyx xPhantasyx
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Ex Sept 19, 2011 6:53 PM
    Do you still have feelings for me?
    Of course! Feelings like anger, hatred, disappointment, and stuff like those :)

  3. Hottie9545 Hottie9545
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    *ahem*
    Happy Birthday Hermione Granger!!!
    (if you know where she is from I love you)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. caughtinthe_chains caughtinthe_chains
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:08am UTC
    when you hear eleven year olds
    complaining about their life,
    how much they hate being a teenager
    and wishing they could be a kid again,
    and all you can say is
    MOTHERFU.CKER YOU ARE A CHILD.

  6. ImCoolerThanYourMom ImCoolerThanYourMom
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    I hate u
    Now go away.

  7. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:02pm UTC
    Your bed is in a relationship with you
    ♥ Sunday September 18th, 2011 at 3:05 · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    Your alarm clock is jealous.

  8. loveable2000 loveable2000
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Watcha doin'
    eatin' chocolate
    where'd ya get it?
    a doggy dropped it
    where's the doggy?
    behind the door
    what's it doing' ?
    making more

    nmf

  9. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    I GO DEAF WHEN I'M TEXTING ♥

  10. ashleydancer98 ashleydancer98
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    don't worry Isabella;
    my phineas doesn't understand either

  11. Bahamaslover27 Bahamaslover27
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Hi mom, just letting you know that if i cant take off the my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.
    Your mother lost her phone. I happened to find it.
    Challenge accepted.

  12. trisbear1 trisbear1
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:11am UTC
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  13. erinrawrr erinrawrr
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Hey Ke$ha,
    where did you learn to brush your teeth?
    I use toothpaste.

  14. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:59am UTC
    World wide day of play?
    iI believe you mean
    World wide Day of WATCHING DISNEY

  15. adg9198 adg9198
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    When my friend says
    cool story bro tell it again
    I always tell it again

  16. patonrice patonrice
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:56pm UTC
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  17. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    This quote has been deleted do to lack of sexyness.

  18. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:50am UTC
    3 0 H ! 3
    told me not to trust you

  19. graceexo graceexo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:48am UTC
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  20. lucy_muffin lucy_muffin
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:02am UTC
    Best excuse when caught facebook stalking:
    Oh, i saw it on my news feed...

:)

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