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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
    $300 worth of clothes and...
    me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:15am UTC
    i don't want
    hot sauce, i tell the waitress. i want sauce with a great personality.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    in 7th grade i went to see a movie
    with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

  4. samtheballer12 samtheballer12
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Person: You're hot.
    Me: Are you legally blind?

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    The shoulder:
    An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown in school becuase the boys might get distracted.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    do you ever
    get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  7. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC
    i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
    that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
    factor.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    I'm laughing so hard because in one of my classes I sit next to one of those wannabe thug, swag type guys and he was listening to music the whole class and the class got really quiet and I just heard, "Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eyed Joe." coming from his headphones.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    okay, HOW do some girls carry around those hella tiny fashion backpacks for school and manage to fit their stuff in there? like do your teachers not give you homework? do you not do your homework? do you own this magical shrinking device for your homework? tell me your secret

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Kanye West naming his baby
    North could only be topped if Drake Bell names his child Taco, or Larry King names his kid Burger, or if Holly hunter named her kid Deer.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:48am UTC
    That obnoxious moment
    when a package says"easy open" and you need a knife, sisscors, a gun and a light saber to get into it.

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    I wrote a song about a tortilla.
    Actually, it's more of a wrap.

  15. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If you've ever...
    Got your period while wearing white pants,
    let us cry together.
    Sneezed while you put on mascara,
    let us cry together.
    Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
    let us cry together.
    Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
    let us cry together.
    Gotten your period on your birthday,
    let us cry together.
    Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
    let us cry together.
    Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
    let us cry together.
    Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
    let us cry together.

  16. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue
    and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true
    Format by Breeze

  17. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    I'm a thinker,
    not a talker.

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    People
    always say that putting on a good outfit
    boots your confidence. And I love fashion.
    But every time I wear a good outfit,
    I feel like everyone is looking at me
    and wondering why I'm even trying.
    I'm too ugly to be dressed nicely anyway.
    I only try to assimilate myself into the crowd.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    I have this friend and she used to have a pig as a pet and one time she
    was eating bacon (why she was eating bacon when she had a pet pig, I'll never know) and she dropped some of it and the pig ate it and really liked it and long story short the pig soon became a cannibal.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    The real problem with reality
    is that there's no background music.

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