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Baseballisme

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Member Since: 10 Aug 2012 01:23pm

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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.

Baseballisme
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December 14, 2012 11:13pm UTC

Just because one man misused his rights, doesn't mean everyone else's rights should be taken away.

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Baseballisme
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December 11, 2012 12:42pm UTC

Dear Santa, For 2012, I'd like a fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix up the two like you did last year.

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Baseballisme
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December 5, 2012 1:14pm UTC

The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.

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Baseballisme
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December 5, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Please make sure you've got it before you flaunt it.

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Baseballisme
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December 5, 2012 1:02pm UTC

True friends do not judge each other. They judge other people together.

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Baseballisme
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November 28, 2012 12:13pm UTC

"You can't trust everything you read on the internet."
--Abraham Lincoln

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Baseballisme
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November 26, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.

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Baseballisme
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November 24, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Lets eat Grandma!
Lets eat, Grandma!
Commas save lives.

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Baseballisme
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November 24, 2012 1:49pm UTC

*My friend making fun of One Direction*
Him: Hello, I'm Lewis, and I want to give a massive thank you to my fans!
Me: It's Lou--ieee get it right.
Him:
Me:
Him: I'm not even gonna ask...
See what you Wittians have done to me?

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Baseballisme
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November 24, 2012 1:45pm UTC

If you buy a large tv, put the box in your neighbors trash, so they get robbed, and not you.

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Baseballisme
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November 24, 2012 12:47pm UTC

1+1=69

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Baseballisme
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November 23, 2012 2:47pm UTC

I had to work today, in the mall... worst day of my life.

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Baseballisme
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November 23, 2012 11:23am UTC

Black Friday = The Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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Baseballisme
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November 21, 2012 8:34am UTC

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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Baseballisme
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November 21, 2012 8:31am UTC

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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Baseballisme
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November 20, 2012 9:59am UTC

To my 842 some followers:
Could you go follow my friend Animallovers46? She's having a bad day, it would cheer her up.

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Baseballisme
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November 19, 2012 9:09am UTC

click to see this quote

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Baseballisme
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November 18, 2012 10:09pm UTC

The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere.

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Baseballisme
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November 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

I try to avoid anything that makes me fat. For example... Scales... Mirrors...

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Baseballisme
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November 18, 2012 8:50pm UTC

If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

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