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Baseballisme

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Member Since: 10 Aug 2012 01:23pm

Last Seen: 26 Apr 2022 07:25am

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Baseballisme:
Hey, ya'll welcome to my Witty page. I'm Josh. I play baseball & soccer. Baseball + soccer + food = my life.
 
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  1. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2016 3:18pm UTC
    Woah this site's still alive--Any of my old followers still active?

  2. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 11:41am UTC
    You haven't seen a women overreact until you tell her she's overreacting.

  3. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    Whenever I actually get on my Witty anymore all I do is read through the "top ever" quotes because that's the old Witty. The Witty I miss. The One Direction fights the Nutella quotes, and the awkward potato comments.

  4. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    Mom two hours ago: We'll only be staying for a couple minutes.

  5. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Real self control is not eating your food until the movie starts.

  6. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:12am UTC
    Reading text messages from your friends and knowing exactly how they would say it.

  7. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Of course you're allowed to have other friends, you just have to like me more.

  8. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Dear life,
    When I said, "can my day get any worse," it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
    Sincerely,
    Everybody

  9. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    When you meet an old friend and promise to hang out soon, it never happens.

  10. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    I haven't been on in a long time, but I came back today. This place is dead. What happened to quotes getting 500 faves in 20 minutes?

  11. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Note to terrorist:
    If you're gonna hide in a boat, make sure you put it in the water first.

  12. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    You just p!ssed off a lot of people who run faster than you and never give up. Real smaht.
    Pray for Boston.

  13. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Taylor Swift: We're breaking up? I guess I'll just make another million bucks.

  14. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    Waitress: would you like a table?
    Me: no, carpet for two please.

  15. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Who else thinks they have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?

  16. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 10:57am UTC
    I hate when my mind won't shut up when i'm trying to sleep.

  17. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    I left Witty for a while because of the One Direction thing going on. Now with all the gay marriage crap, i'll probably be leaving again. Somebody call me when it's all over. I'd rather read quotes about awkward potatoes and food than gay marriage and One Direction.

  18. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I feel like the people who hand out flyers are really saying, "Here, throw this away for me."

  19. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up early in the morning.

  20. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    One of the best feelings in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.

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