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  1. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    How do you even talk to a crush?
    like seriously this sh.t is hard.

  2. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Mirror Mirror On The Wall,
    I Just Wanna Be Thin, Pretty, And Tall.
    Mirror Mirror,
    If I Change My Hair Maybe Someone Will Start To Care?
    Mirror Mirror,
    If I Starve Myself Maybe I'll Finally Be Beautiful Forget My Health.
    Mirror Mirror If I Cut My Wrist,
    Will I Feel Like I Exist?
    Mirror Mirror Can't You See?
    What You Show Is Killing Me.

  3. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:58am UTC
    whats funny is,
    you have more d'ck in your personality,
    than in your pants.

  4. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    guys i want a witty bestfriend.
    someone who i can talk too. all the time.
    & vent too, and they'll vent to me.
    someone mature? around 14?
    so yeah, comment maybe?
    -prefferably someone without a life-
    -someone who i can have long/legit/intense conversations with-
    to

  5. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    so this is my life
    and i want you to know that im both happy and sad,
    and im still trying to figure out how that could be.
    - the perks of being a wallflower

  6. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    h o m e w o r k o n t h e w e e k e n d s i s l e g a l b u t g a y m a r r i a g e i s n t
    w h a t i s w r o n g w i t h s o c i e t y

  7. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    do you every wonder what would happen if you died?
    if people would be sad, mad, confused or if they just wouldn't care?
    Am i the only one that would like to be dead for a day just to see how everyone reacts?

  8. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    I really do like it when people tell me about
    themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be
    about their day, what they did that they found
    amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like
    knowing about people, in a way, it makes me
    feel like they trust me. You’re not bothering
    me with your rambling, I actually prefer to listen.

  9. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    1912: Dracula used to drink the blood of virgins.
    2012: He died of thirst.

  10. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    guys i feel as ignored as
    a white crayon
    the first piece of bread
    internet explorer
    the terms of agreement
    18+ warning
    Kevin Jonas
    this quote

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 4:37pm UTC
    isn't it funny how Everyone promises forever until they find someone better

  12. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC
    “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
    he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
    — Charles Wadsworth

  13. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 10:37pm UTC
    . . . When I get really excited . . .

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    if you don't ever use youtube bye

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    *types at the speed of light*
    person: wow you type so fast!! *stares*
    *fingers suddenly become weak and miss every single key*
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    Most people: luls self to sleep by reading books or quiet music
    Me: lols self to sleep because my whole life is a joke

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    OH GOD the other day i was eating some mini marshmallows (you know how it is) but the bag burst so i just emptied an entire jumbo sized bag of mini marshmallows into one of the pockets of my gym bag and forgot about them and today i was at the gym and i was rummaging through the bag looking for my chapstick and i ended up accidentally flinging a cloud of hundreds of marshmallows everywhere with about fifteen people watching and that is the most accurate portrayal of me as a person i've ever seen and i'm going to go and die now

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    So your one true love dumped you and now you just can't go on with your life?
    Rough being twelve these days, huh?

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    sassy english
    teachers
    are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:36am UTC
    mr. moseby: how do you lose a woman?!?!
    cody: you forget to cherish her.
    eric mathews: lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
    stitch: ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. or forgotten.
    fakifi: oh yes, the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
    peter pan: never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
    hercules: a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
    winnie the pooh: if there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, and i'll stay there forever.
    the mad hatter: have i gone mad?
    alice: i'm afraid so. you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are.
    mulan: you're at peace because you know it's okay to be afraid.
    dory: i look at you and i'm home. please. i don't want that to go away.
    WHAT HAPPENED DISNEY

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