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  1. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    History class:
    Teacher-talking about differnt languages
    Girl in my class: wait what language are we speaking?
    Boy: English….. O_o

  2. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    November 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    *me telling my friend why im leaving early*
    Her: ohh take me with you!!!
    Me: you do realize that im going to the doctor right?
    Her: YESS I love the doctor they always give you suckers!!
    Me:
    Her:
    Random person next to us:
    Her: wait…… that’s the bank
    Me: yeah it is
    Her: of well then never mind…. BYE

  3. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    November 10, 2012 12:01am UTC
    ever had those nights when you think youlll never be good enough? youll sit and think he will never want to be with me. you know your getting your hopes up but you cant stop thinking about him. yeah im having one of those nights.

  4. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    November 9, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    kinda breaks my heart to see Him in picture with all his friends and you know you'll probably never be there with him

  5. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    November 1, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    normal people flirting: hey sexy ;)
    me flirting: if you were a potato ......you would be a good potato

  6. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 24, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    *at lunch*
    Me: so during my staring session in class i noticed that HE looks really good in that light bluish green color and with his auhmazing brown eyes he reminds me of mint oreo icecream and you know how much i love mint oreo icecream
    Friend: have i ever told you how much of an awkward child you are?
    Me: yes many times

  7. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 24, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    People say that when the clasp of your necklace is where the pendant should be then someone is thinking about you
    so whenever that happens to me i say " oh HE is thinking about me" then I'm like "HA who am i kidding its my cat"...

  8. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 15, 2012 7:13am UTC
    I want a guy who will:
    -Laugh at my stupid jokes
    -Talk to me about anything
    -Treat me like his bestfriend
    -Chase me around the house then tickle me once he catches me
    -play with my hair while i lay in his lap
    -Who will watch all of my favorite Disney movies with me
    -who will hold me as i cry
    -Play with my hand
    -Kiss me in the rain
    -Respect my opinion
    -Respect my beliefs
    -respect me
    -Who won't be afraid to tell the whole world how much i mean to him
    -Sing to me
    -Sing hunter Hayes to me
    -Dance with me even with out music
    -but MOST IMPORTANTLY love me for me to never let me go and just let me be me and doesn't try to change who i am

  9. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 14, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    when I'm at this festival in my town and i buy a funnel cake a its like as soon as i buy it my 'friends' are like "hey can i have some" and I'm like "um sure" and then they are like "thanks your the best!" And I'm like "your welcome?? O.o"

  10. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 13, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    When you and your bestriend are so close and you start having withdrawals.... ♥

  11. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    When you and your bestriend are so close and you start having withdrawals.... ♥

  12. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    I hear loves songs playing on the radio People slow dancing everywhere I go Well I'm a good slow dancer but you'd never know Cause everybody's got somebody but me

  13. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 8, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Friend: hey is that________( this really really cute guy from school that I might like ...;) )'s dad?
    Me: idk do you see his youngest brother playin?
    Friend: yeah he is hitting
    Me: hdidhvdjsjsnsbs oh my gosh what if hes here!! Oh no I look horrible look at me im a wreck!
    Friend:_____ isnt here its just his dad and gray
    Me: ugh but I just look so good!
    Friend: but didnt you just say you didnt...
    Me: are you calling me ugly?
    Friend: heck no!
    Me: omg gray is like miniature him.... Watch and stare
    Friend:....
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: so adorable!

  14. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 6, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Am i the only one that likes someone who you never talk to and he doesnt even notice you? Or is that just me

  15. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    You know the words
    "Once Upon A Time"
    Make you listen?
    There's a reason.
    When you dream there's a chance you'll find
    A little laughter
    or
    Happy Ever After

  16. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    October 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    When you find one of your family pictures and your bestfriend is in it..... that's when you know your bestfriends

  17. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    September 30, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    When you know someone is ignoring you.....

  18. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    September 30, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    When someone doesn't text me back i end up looking at my phone staring at it like.-_- what the world!

  19. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    September 29, 2012 9:48am UTC
    *At homrcoming dance*
    WMYB comes on
    Me: *screams and jumps up from chair*
    Friends: *jump up* come on!
    *we run out to middle of floor and start jumping up and down screaming at the top of our lungs*
    Everyone else: *stands off to the side giving us weird looks*
    What i want to say: what are you looking at never seen a group of directioners together?????

  20. Bananana2397 Bananana2397
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    September 29, 2012 9:35am UTC
    I'm just an ordinary plain boring girl
    ......... don't worry im not noticable

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