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Member Since: 2 Oct 2011 03:46pm

Last Seen: 27 Nov 2011 04:24pm

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Leaving because Mason told me too...bye.
  1. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    You Know What's Funny.
    We all worry about those popular girls.
    We always waste our time on that one boy.
    Girls...your young.
    You have P L E N T Y of time to find the one.
    You are sitting around, wasting wishes on a guy.
    Then, on top of that, your wasting your time trying to impress those girls.
    Why? What do they matter?
    So what. They get all the guys and the have a bangin' body.
    But how far will they get in life by getting all the guys?
    By wearing the tightest, shortest clothes?
    You DESERVE to smile.
    You DESERVE to have no worries.
    You DESERVE to have that douche out of your head.
    Your wasting your life, beautiful.
    You don't need a guy to have fun.
    Yeah, you might want one but GUESS WHAT
    I want a million dollars.
    Get over him and get over them.
    I know it's not easy because we've all been there but try hard enough and BAM your over it.
    Don't take this the wrong way.
    I just want you to realize that you have 3769138756234875 years to find a guy.
    Kay Bye :)

  2. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 11:09am UTC
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  3. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 8:21am UTC
    The Trouble With Girls...
    They smile that smile.
    They bat those eyes.
    They steal you with "hello"
    They kill you with "goodbye"
    They hook you with one touch and you can't break free.

  4. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 8:18am UTC
    This Isn't Me...
    The swearing.
    The partying.
    The boys.
    The attitude.
    The grades.
    This isn't me.
    My daddy always told me that I could be whoever I wanted to be.
    But you know what, this isn't what I want to be.
    This isn't who I thought I was going to be.
    I worry so much about what those popular girls think of me.
    What those boys think of me.
    But you know what?
    One day those bitchy popular girls are going to be on the street selling their body for a dime.
    &Those boys that never paid attention to me, will be falling over me when I become that famous person I want to be.
    Because that's who I wanna be. That's who I thought I was going to be.
    So you know what?
    From now on, I'm going to be me. I won't try to impress him or them.
    I'm going to wear what's comfortable and for the first time...
    I'm going to do what I want to do. Who I want to be. What I want to say. How I want to look.
    I'm finally going to be me and that's a promise.

  5. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 7:46am UTC
    & Today,
    I saw myself. I mean really looked at myself.
    I realized that when I was younger, I thought I would be much farther than this.
    I thought I would have been getting straight A's.
    Head of the soccer team.
    Head cheerleader.
    &Following my dreams as a gymnist.
    But instead, I'm getting C's and above, I quit soccer, and I haven't stepped foot in the gym in 4 years.
    This isn't who I thought I would be...

  6. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    If your 5 year old self saw you today,
    the choices you make, the things you say, the crap you do,
    would you be happy with yourself?
    could you honestly say that you wanted to be like this?

  7. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 2:27pm UTC
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  8. Bamber Bamber
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    October 23, 2011 5:00pm UTC
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  9. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Hookup Lines #2
    roses are red, violets are blue, i wanna get you pregnant.
    -Jenna Marbles

  10. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    Hookup Lines #1
    Mary had a little let me rub your boobies.
    -Jenna Marbles

  11. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    I don't expect you to understand
    why i think about you all the time. why your name is all over my homework. why your the only one i want to be with. why i love seeing your texts. why i hate when we dont talk. why my heart skips beats when i see your smile. or why i love you because i dont understand either.

  12. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    When People Tell Me To Fave A Quote Or They'll Cut,
    i feel pressured to fave it. find a theripist or something. faves won't do crap.

  13. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Lmfao Moment!
    Friend: Hey wanna bang tonight?
    Friend:I mean hang. Duck auto-cucummber.
    Friend: God donut.
    Friend: How the duck do I turn this off?
    Me:It's painful watching you struggle, bro.
    nmq.

  14. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    How about,
    you stand over there with a bag over your head.

  15. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    Dear YouTube Videos,
    stop buffering! i need to see this!
    Sincerely,
    Its. Like. Watching. It. Like. This.

  16. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Breaking rules,
    stand apart, ignore your head, and follow your heart.

  17. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    1+1=3
    if you don't use a condom.

  18. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Would You Like A Bag?
    no. i will carry my 10+ items on my head...

  19. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Honey,
    bras were made for a reason.
    try one...

  20. Bamber Bamber
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 9:31am UTC
    Hey Mario! Remember Me?
    I wasted an entire childhood finding your girlfriend.

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