Today at physics that kid was talking and our teacher asked him what's wrong and he said that his friend hit him in the b.a.l.l.s. And then the teacher said it's impossible anyways, because he doesn't have them. SHE MADE MY DAY.
Today we were working in our workbooks and this actually happened... BIG HEAD KID: I answered to all the questions. TEACHER: I hope you're not overwriting it from the book with answers. KID: No, I would never do anything like this, actually I don't even have the book with answers. TEACHER: That's nice. Are you sure that you did everything you needed to do? KID: Yeah, sure. You can check it. KID: -Waves with a workbook- KID: -The book with answers falls on the floor- TEACHER: You disappointed me. I'm giving you extra homework. CLASS: Hahahahahahaahahahah.... KID: That's not even mine if you want to know. TRUE STORY
SO TODAY AT PHYSICS CLASS SOME KID WAS TALKING ALL THE TIME AND THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED... TEACHER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat you. KID: How? TEACHER: One of your friends is going to hold your legs and one your arms. KID: Yeah, and you're going to hold something else, right? Hahahah. TEACHER: Yes, but please let me know if I need tweezers or maybe a microscope, OK? CLASS: Hahahahahahah... KID: Omg, that was low!!!
So today at math class we were calculating circumference of a circle and our math teacher told us, that even ancient Romans, 2000 years before Christ knew how to do that. Romans? 2000 years BEFORE Christ?! I'm just wondering, how did she become a teacher, if she failed History...
today at my class one of my schoolmates had a project presentation teacher: hmm...he that was not the best presentation. class: yes, it was. some girl: why don't we vote? who thinks that he deserves A, raise your hand. teacher: no, we are NOT going to vote. me: but we live in a democratic republic, so this is our right. guess ,who won. haha :D TRUE STORY
today at my class guy: i'm a belieber. other guy: you're to short. guy: what? other guy: you don't look like justin bieber. guy: do you even know who a belieber is? other guy: yeah, belieber is someone, who looks like justin bieber. class: hahahaha! :''D p.s. his face was tottaly RED! haha TRUE STORY
so yesterday i was replaying Kiss You music video all the time and my mum walked in. mum: what are you doing? me: we try to get 11 milion views on Kiss You music video in 24 hours, so i'm replaying it. mum: Kiss You from One Direction? me: yep. about 1 hour later i walked in the kitchen and my mum listened to that song. me: what are you doing? mum: breaking the record. me: omg, i love you!
TODAY AT MATHS CLASS Teacher: ...and remember 5 divided by 0 doesn't exist. Me: *just tell me that homework doesn't exist either* Teacher: and for homework you have page 177. Me: *you disappointed me* -_-