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BamItzJustMee

Status: Helloooooooow...

Member Since: 10 Oct 2012 01:49pm

Last Seen: 26 Nov 2013 08:44am

Gender: F

user id: 334029

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  1. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Today at physics that kid was talking and our teacher asked him what's wrong and he said that his friend hit him in the b.a.l.l.s. And then the teacher said it's impossible anyways, because he doesn't have them.
    SHE MADE MY DAY.

  2. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Me during this summer: I've got that summertime, summertime sadness.

  3. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    So today me and my sister were listening to Union J's song Carry You and she thought it was Marry You.
    I'm still laughing.

  4. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    I hate people.
    So what kind of a birthday party should i have?

  5. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Today we were working in our workbooks and this actually happened...
    BIG HEAD KID: I answered to all the questions.
    TEACHER: I hope you're not overwriting it from the book with answers.
    KID: No, I would never do anything like this, actually I don't even have the book with answers.
    TEACHER: That's nice. Are you sure that you did everything you needed to do?
    KID: Yeah, sure. You can check it.
    KID: -Waves with a workbook-
    KID: -The book with answers falls on the floor-
    TEACHER: You disappointed me. I'm giving you extra homework.
    CLASS: Hahahahahahaahahahah....
    KID: That's not even mine if you want to know.
    TRUE STORY

  6. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Whoever said that my quote isn't in Top quotes, probably didn't check page 785214 in Top quotes.

  7. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    SO TODAY AT PHYSICS CLASS SOME KID WAS TALKING ALL THE TIME AND THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
    TEACHER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat you.
    KID: How?
    TEACHER: One of your friends is going to hold your legs and one your arms.
    KID: Yeah, and you're going to hold something else, right? Hahahah.
    TEACHER: Yes, but please let me know if I need tweezers or maybe a microscope, OK?
    CLASS: Hahahahahahah...
    KID: Omg, that was low!!!

  8. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    So today at math class we were calculating circumference of a circle
    and our math teacher told us, that even ancient Romans, 2000 years before Christ
    knew how to do that.
    Romans? 2000 years BEFORE Christ?!
    I'm just wondering, how did she become a teacher, if she failed History...

  9. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I think that one day all Wittians should get together
    and do the Harlem Shake Video.
    BEST.VIDEO.EVER.

  10. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    my way is my decision,
    my power is my vision!

  11. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    I don't care, how many S' your Samsung has,
    I'm happy with my Nokia.

  12. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    sorry, but if you click me on chat
    I'll start stalking your profile

  13. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    that feeling, when you listen to music,
    and your heart beats,
    to the beat of music.

    nmf

  14. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    today at my class one of my schoolmates had a project presentation
    teacher: hmm...he that was not the best presentation.
    class: yes, it was.
    some girl: why don't we vote? who thinks that he deserves A, raise your hand.
    teacher: no, we are NOT going to vote.
    me: but we live in a democratic republic, so this is our right.
    guess ,who won. haha :D
    TRUE STORY

  15. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    today at my class
    guy: i'm a belieber.
    other guy: you're to short.
    guy: what?
    other guy: you don't look like justin bieber.
    guy: do you even know who a belieber is?
    other guy: yeah, belieber is someone, who looks like justin bieber.
    class: hahahaha! :''D
    p.s. his face was tottaly RED! haha
    TRUE STORY

  16. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    so yesterday i was replaying Kiss You music video all the time and my mum walked in.
    mum: what are you doing?
    me: we try to get 11 milion views on Kiss You music video in 24 hours, so i'm replaying it.
    mum: Kiss You from One Direction?
    me: yep.
    about 1 hour later i walked in the kitchen and my mum listened to that song.
    me: what are you doing?
    mum: breaking the record.
    me: omg, i love you!

  17. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    TODAY AT MATHS CLASS
    Teacher: ...and remember 5 divided by 0 doesn't exist.
    Me: *just tell me that homework doesn't exist either*
    Teacher: and for homework you have page 177.
    Me: *you disappointed me*
    -_-

  18. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    friends: how can you live without having facebook?
    me: i have Witty, b¡tches.
    my quote

  19. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    I BOUGHT TAKE ME HOME TODAY.
    I'm so PROUD to be a DIRECTIONER

  20. BamItzJustMee BamItzJustMee
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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