Let me tell you of my generation,
Where kids are more interested in the new Play Station,
There's no more going outside to play and look,
They're all inside checking out what's new on facebook,
Some guys like to sag their pants 'till it show their butt,
Please tell me I'm not the only one disturbed to see them strut,
Apparently YOLO is a trend,
Oh god! Please help this generation mend,
Some people say their going to be the first to land on the sun,
That's it, I'm outta here, I'm done!
Those people need to get their facts straight,
The sun is a burning ball of fire sweetie, sorry, no hate,
There are people that make me do facepalms,
And for thoses who like to scream their heads off need to pipe the 'eff down and keep calm,
For the Instagram people, no need to post a picture of everything you eat,
if you do, welcome to the Land of I-don't-give-a-'eff, have a seat,
To the people of Twitter, all the hashtags, I can't...
Let's just say it looks like a tic-tac-toe tournament for ants!
Oh, and vampires drink blood and burn in the sunlight,
They don't sparkle and stalk a 17 year old girl at night,
Werewolves do not fall in love with babies,
They bite random people and have rabies!
The singers these days,
I don't know what's being made,
Justin Bieber with his so-called "music" has got to go,
And, Nicki Minaj, without make-up, looks like a potato,
Rebecca Black telling us what day it is,
How in the world did these peple get into show biz?!
And all these things make the world look dull and gray,
I do have something else to say,
In all my twelve years that I've lived to see,
I'm questioning my faith in humanity!