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BadMeetsEvil

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Member Since: 17 Dec 2013 08:11pm

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  1. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 12:48am UTC
    Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down, won't open my eyes
    ~Chandelier Sia

  2. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 12:38am UTC
    why is it that i find myself always picking up the pieces of my own crumbling heart?

  3. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    the truth is nothing more than the shattered image of a perfect lie

  4. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 7:30pm UTC
    Do you it matters how many people a person has slept with?
    "... it's such a wierd thing to care about. Like imagine if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, would Cheerios be like,"I'm the 48th cereal you tried eating!? I don't feel special anymore." Well, screw you Cheerios, I can't go into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole grain crunch."
    ~John Green

  5. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    We used to be best friends and every smile was filled with happiness...
    Inseparable
    Until we went to high high school and starting ignoring one another...
    Strangers
    Nothing but occasional glances here and there...
    Forgottened
    Awkward moments when passing by each other...
    Silent
    How did this happen?

  6. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    Brother: Can you please?
    Me: No, you go
    Brother: This will be the last time!
    Me: Why can't you?
    Brother: Please!?!?
    Me: Fine! *raisies hand* Excuse me, may I have some ketchup?
    My and my brother everytime we're at a restaurant...

  7. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Best friends change, but memories don't.

  8. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Let me tell you of my generation,
    Where kids are more interested in the new Play Station,
    There's no more going outside to play and look,
    They're all inside checking out what's new on facebook,
    Some guys like to sag their pants 'till it show their butt,
    Please tell me I'm not the only one disturbed to see them strut,
    Apparently YOLO is a trend,
    Oh god! Please help this generation mend,
    Some people say their going to be the first to land on the sun,
    That's it, I'm outta here, I'm done!
    Those people need to get their facts straight,
    The sun is a burning ball of fire sweetie, sorry, no hate,
    There are people that make me do facepalms,
    And for thoses who like to scream their heads off need to pipe the 'eff down and keep calm,
    For the Instagram people, no need to post a picture of everything you eat,
    if you do, welcome to the Land of I-don't-give-a-'eff, have a seat,
    To the people of Twitter, all the hashtags, I can't...
    Let's just say it looks like a tic-tac-toe tournament for ants!
    Oh, and vampires drink blood and burn in the sunlight,
    They don't sparkle and stalk a 17 year old girl at night,
    Werewolves do not fall in love with babies,
    They bite random people and have rabies!
    The singers these days,
    I don't know what's being made,
    Justin Bieber with his so-called "music" has got to go,
    And, Nicki Minaj, without make-up, looks like a potato,
    Rebecca Black telling us what day it is,
    How in the world did these peple get into show biz?!
    And all these things make the world look dull and gray,
    I do have something else to say,
    In all my twelve years that I've lived to see,
    I'm questioning my faith in humanity!

  9. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 11:23pm UTC
    So I have these two friends that are constantly being shipped together...but they have no feelings for each other.
    This was the plan for the prank...
    Step One: Convince them to make the best prank ever, and ask them to "go out" two days before April Fools.
    Step Two: Watch everyone go crazy and happy since they're finally going out.
    Step Three: Watch for the big day to come...
    Step Four: Take camera and film reaction after saying they whole thing was a prank!!!
    Step Five: Watch jaws drop and surprise get scrawled all over their faces!
    And the prank actually worked!!!
    Best April Fool's prank for me in a long time!

  10. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 11:15pm UTC
    Girl, your legs are so beautiful...
    I'm gonna call this leg Thanksgiving, and this one Christmas...
    Do you think I can visit you between the holidays?
    ~Kingsleyyy

  11. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    She goes to school with a smile plastered on her face...
    Hiding the aching sorrow inside.
    She wears long sleeves and skinny jeans...
    Just to cover her scars littered all over her body.
    She tells everyone her life is going great...
    Only to find herself getting bullied at home.
    She listens to music all the time...
    In order to keep the sucidal thoughts out of her mind.
    Why?
    To keep herself sane,
    To keep herself from ending her life,
    To keep herself convince that's she's not a waster of space,
    To keep herself from listening to those who hate her for just living.
    The true meaning of living through Hell.

  12. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    I'm on a seafood diet...
    I see food and eat it!

  13. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    In elementary school, you said we were best friends...
    Once we entered high school we became strangers.
    You used to say you would take care of me when ever I needed help...
    Yet you left me crying behind the school.
    You said we would grow up and get married when we were five...
    But you brushed it off and said we were just kids
    Even though all these things happened, I still can't get you out of my mind.
    Everyday I wake up with the thought of you in the back of my head, and go to sleep thinking about seeing you the next day.
    I tried so hard to erase you, but you're stuck there...
    Promises and false hopes etched in stone.
    Best friends change, but memoreis don't...
    ...and it's driving me crazy...

  14. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    Me staring at my crush from afar: OMG he's so cute. I wish he could notice me. Why won't he sit near me and then I can just stare at him forever? Ug, I love his eyes. I bet he doesn't even know I exist.
    Me when my crush is right next to me: Holy cr*p! The heck am I suppose to do!? Why does he have to sit right next to me? Goddammit! I'm gonna embarrass myself. Get away from me before I do something that'll make me wanna crawl in a hole and die! I need to calm down goddammit!

  15. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 11:31pm UTC
    Sometimes you have to face life with a smile and say 'bring it on' even though you're scared as hell inside.

  16. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 8:29pm UTC
    During the weekend:
    normal people: *meet up with friends, have fun*
    me: *cuddles in bed, watches Supernatural* Jensen Ackles, here I come!!!
    me: *ovaries explode*

  17. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    Everbody just wants to hear the pretty lie, but not the ugly truth

  18. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    She's talking to angels,
    Counting the stars,
    Making a wish on a passing car,
    She's dancing with strangers,
    Falling apart,
    Waiting for Superman to pick her up in his arms
    ~Waiting for Superman
    The Daughtry

  19. BadMeetsEvil BadMeetsEvil
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Remember when a banana used to represent a phone, and not a dick??
    What happened??

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