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  1. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:45am UTC
    Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
    All dressed in black black black
    She has a knife knife knife
    Stuck in her back back back
    She can not breathe breathe breathe
    She cannot cry cry cry
    That's why she begs begs begs
    She begs you DIE DIE DIE!
    ~Alice

  2. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:39am UTC
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  3. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:35am UTC
    I love you is eight letters
    so is BULLSHIT
    ~Alice

  4. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:33am UTC
    She's my best friend
    Break her heart and I'll break your face
    ~Alice

  5. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:22am UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
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    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

  6. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:10am UTC
    I knew a girl that was so stupid:
    * she called me to get my phone number.
    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "CONCENTRATE"
    * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
    *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    *she tried to drown a fish.
    *she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    *she tripped over a cordless phone.
    *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    *she studied for a blood test.
    *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
    ~Alice

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