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  1. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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    First known picture of Michael Phelps.

  2. Nananananaa Nananananaa
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Survey - Fave for yes comment for no
    Should the Vent category come back to www.wittyprofiles.com?
    Yes
    No

  3. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Kindergarten:
    Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
    Him: Oh, it's Will.
    Me: Really? Cool.
    Him: What's that on your arm?
    Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
    Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
    I moved away. 11 years later in
    High School: Sophomore year
    Me: *going quietly to me locker*
    Him: Hey, Soul , right?
    Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
    Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
    Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
    Him: No thanks.
    Me: Oh?
    Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
    Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
    Him: ..Yeah?
    Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
    Now he's MINE. <3

  4. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    admit it,
    you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
    landoniswitty's format

  5. smile_iloveyou smile_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    && Who Else...
    Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
    "right now'?

  6. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Wikipedia: I know everything!
    Google: Well, I have everything!
    Facebook: I'm popular, I know everybody!
    Internet: Without me you're all nothing.
    Electricity: Keep talkin', biitches.

  7. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
    Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
    Another boy had commented, he said,
    "your girlfriend is HOT."
    This is how the boy replied:
    "My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
    My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
    Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
    ^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

  9. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    *My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
    Me: What's that? O_o
    My older sister: A hat.
    My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
    My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
    My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
    My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
    My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
    This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    The worst type of crying is the silent one
    The one when everyone is asleep.
    The one where you feel it in your throat ,
    and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
    The one where you just want to scream.
    The one where you have to hold your breath
    and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
    The one where you can't breath anymore.
    The one that you realize that the person that
    meant the most to you,
    is gone...

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Girl: *naturally curly hair*
    Girl: *naturally straight hair*Girl:*naturally wavy hair*Me:*naturally annoying hair*

  12. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    When I see 14 year olds in the Olympics,
    It makes me question what I've been doing my whole life...
    -nmf

  13. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
    Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

  14. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
    I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

  15. xenicaDaniela xenicaDaniela
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    A bestfriend should,
    love you like a mother,
    protect you like a father
    talk to you like a sister,
    and fight with you like a brother.

  16. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  17. MissAlyssaxoxo MissAlyssaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    So there's this girl I know.
    She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
    One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
    She said:
    "No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
    I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
    I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
    I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
    She asked me how.
    I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
    So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
    Thank you♥

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    The awesome moment when
    when you're telling a lie and your best friend
    notices and joins you.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  20. thewayiam thewayiam
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    fave this if you want;
    Him to ask you out. Him to hug you. Him to kiss you.
    Him to hold your hand. Him to kiss your hand.
    Him to play with your hair. Him to put his arm around you.
    Him to give you jewelry. Him to kiss you in the rain.
    Him to compliment you. Him to win you a stuffed animal.
    or,
    a pony?(:

:)

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