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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    i may be ugly and annoying,
    but at least the background on my phone isn't a selfie

  2. ๐ŸŽ€Anna๐ŸŽ€* ๐ŸŽ€Anna๐ŸŽ€*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Even if I knew
    what I know now,
    I would probably
    still end up
    falling in love
    with you.

  3. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:30pm UTC
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  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    it takes 30 seconds
    to type a text message
    that will make her smile
    for hours.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I hate it when I lose things at school
    such as pens, pencils and ambition.

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    you kids today with your texting and your murder

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    i wonder if Beyonce
    wakes up in the morning and thinks: wow i'm Beyonce

  8. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I've literally only just realised that Kim Kardashian's baby will be black

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday.
    They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause
    if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    nmf
    i wish i was born an octopus
    so i could sla.p eight btchess at once

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    If I found out I only had a week to live,
    and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    At school.
    Me: ~is hungry~
    Me: ~tries to eat the person who sits in front of me's shirt~

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you safe?
    When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain, your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected. When you want to tear open your skin, your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again. When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough, your stomach contracts to get rid of them
    Because your body wants you to live.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    *me after a haircut*
    me:i love it
    me:it's different
    me:i'ts not that bad
    me: OMG where is my hair
    me: They cut off to much

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    person: delete my number
    me:
    โ™š
    KEEP
    CALM
    IT WAS NEVER SAVED.

  17. smilingsadly1 smilingsadly1
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Iย Just want someone
    to care...to understand... to love...

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Me: I'm not crazy. I swear.
    Me: Don't worry, I know you aren't.

  19. smilingsadly1 smilingsadly1
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Call me old fashioned, but I take relationships seriously...
    ...if I had a one


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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