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BTRusher143

1. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   I hate how chocolate melts immediatly on my fingers,
   I mean, am i really that hot?
   
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2. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2012 10:07pm UTC
   I'm not calling you a sl*t, i'm callling you a penny because
   you're two faced,
   worthless,
   and in everybodys pants.
   
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3. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   What does a nosy pepper do?
   gets jalapeño business.
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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4. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   Life
   is rough
   you can't have a rainbow
   without a little rain.
   format by neversaynever16
   
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5. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   And who else remembers
   "Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
   boys go to jupiter to get more stupider."
   
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6. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 12:28am UTC
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   Menstruation
   Menopause
   Mental Break Downs
   notice how all womens problems begin with men.
   -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
   
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7. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   99% of my socks are single, and you dont see them crying about it.
   
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8. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 11:36pm UTC
   Even my phone has a dirty mind.
   ThreeasdasdThe
   69%
   
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9. BTRusher143
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 11:12am UTC
   Trust is like an eraser,
   Within every mistake
   it becomes smaller and smaller.
   
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10. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Anyone else notice witty has a chat option now? :D
    
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11. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:35pm UTC
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    I'm going to change my passwords to "incorrect", that way when i forget my password, it'll say "your password is incorrect".
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    *
    
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12. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:03pm UTC
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13. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    You see that girl? She looks so happy, right? Telling jokes, smiling, having a good time and... dying inside. She's hurt. And tired. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life. But she doesn't wanna look dramatic, weak, and attention seeking. So she keeps it all inside. Acts like everything's perfect but cries at night. So everyone thinks she's the happiest person they know. That she has no problems and that her life is perfect. If only they knew the truth.
    
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14. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    •••••••••
    I HATE THIS.
    •••••••••
    
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15. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Isn't it weird how dick clark died and we aren't supposed to have a 2012 new year?
    
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16. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    x
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    I'm Insecure.
    
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17. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Skinny dipping
    in the shower cause
    like YOLO.
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©
    
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18. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
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    HAHA, FOOLED YOU!:D now go faveee this.(;
    
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19. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Lazy people fact #21346074333245oo
    -you were too lazy to read that number
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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20. BTRusher143
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I act like such a happy person.
    But deep down, i'm not.
    I know people have it worse than me,
    but i still have trouble of my own.
    
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