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BL4ZER

1. BL4ZER
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 10:53am UTC
   You have to stay in shape, My Grandmother, She started walking 5 mile's a day when she was 60!, Today shes 97 and we dont no where the hell she is!
   
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2. BL4ZER
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   September 3, 2012 12:49pm UTC
   Children in the dark cause accidents,
   Accidents in the dark cause children!
   
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3. BL4ZER
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   August 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   Money Is Not Everything,
   There's Mastercard & Visa
   
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4. BL4ZER
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   August 31, 2012 3:20pm UTC
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5. BL4ZER
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   August 31, 2012 9:58am UTC
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6. BL4ZER
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   August 31, 2012 6:01am UTC
   "Did you just fall?"
   "No... I attacked the floor."
   "Backwards?"
   "Im Freaking Talented!"
   
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7. BL4ZER
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   August 31, 2012 5:52am UTC
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8. BL4ZER
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   August 30, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   Dont cry because it's over.
   Smile because it happened !
   
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9. BL4ZER
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   August 30, 2012 2:40pm UTC
   D.R.A.M.A
   Dumb
   Retards
   Asking for
   More
   Attention.
   
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10. BL4ZER
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Boy: If i could rearrange the alphabet
    I'd put U and I together.
    Girl: Well, i'd put F and U together.
    
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11. BL4ZER
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    August 30, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    "Dude, she just called you fat,"
    "OH HELL NO!
    Hold my cake!"
    
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12. BL4ZER
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    When Nothing Goes Right..........
    GO LEFT !!
    
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13. BL4ZER
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    August 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    An "EX" is called an "EX"
    Because it is an EXample
    Of what you shouldnt have
    In the future.!
    
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14. BL4ZER
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    August 30, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    I Get The Best Feeling In The World
    When You Smile At Me Or Even Say
    Hi, Because I Know For One Second
    I've Crossed Your Mind !
    
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15. BL4ZER
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    August 29, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    After Tuesday even the calander goes,
    W.T.F
    
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16. BL4ZER
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    August 29, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Best friends dont let you do stupid stuff............
    ALONE!!!
    
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17. BL4ZER
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    August 29, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    I stopped fighting my inner demon's
    Were on the same side now !
    
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18. BL4ZER
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    August 29, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    When a girl falls asleep texting you,
    It doesn't mean you bore her,
    It just means she didn't want
    to end the conversation!
    
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19. BL4ZER
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    "For every dark night, There will be a brighter day"
    
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