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Lizzayy*
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmover with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once, I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for apparent reason. But no, no, John Huges did not direct my life.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I smile & act like nothings wrong.
Its called putting sh/t aside & acting
Strong .

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Breathe its just a
bad day,
not a bad life.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:33pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Perks of being my friend:
You can stand next to me and look 100 times more attractive.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC

before you enter a room
t a k e a b r e a t h
a n d d e c i d e w h a t k i n d o f e n e r g y
y o u w a n t t o b r i n g i n t o i t .
format jimmy365

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:31pm UTC

>i would be so
incredibly screwed
if someone changed
my crush's
contact to my
best friend's name.
anyone else?
>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Since when did
bathrooms become
photobooths?
lolsotrue.com

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:47am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I am pretending that I am dead? Help...?
Hey guys my name is Courtney and i am 17.
So there is this girl i hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and was choking me and smashing me onto the ground.
I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out.
she picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake. I was just pretending to be unconscious.
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool! I took a huge breathe and she held up my body besides the water and she threw me into the pool! I did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as a could then I turned around to breathe and Jane was gone
I heard her coming back so I quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water it was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was on me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so i'm probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconscious and that IDIOT couldn't find anything and assumed I was dead
I saw my cell phone on the ground. It fell out of my pocket before Jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so I turned on the voice recorder and I put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me up stairs and put me in the closet in Jane's room
when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didn't leave any clues behind. i climbed out of Jane's window and went home,
help! wat should i do?!
.......................................................................................................................................
Lol wtf just happend...
format credit jimmy365

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xKeepMySecret
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:07pm UTC

*Hears a noise at night* Well. I had a good life, goodbye to you all.
*Get something in my eye* I'M BLIND. What am I going to do?!
*Heart begins beating fast* Is this a heart attack? I think I'm going to die.
*A cop walks past* Great, I'm going to be arrested. I probably murdered somone.
*Taking a test* Eyes must stay on this paper. Or I'll be accused of cheating, and be kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburned* This is fantastic, I'm going to get skin cancer now.

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC

3 words. Channing Freaking Tatum.

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

ME AT THE MALL
Me: *Walks into mall*
Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
Me:
Me: I'm so jealous.
Me: *Sniff*
Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
Me: *Sniff sniff*
Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
Me:
Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
Me: *Looks at price tag*
Me: *Walks away sadly*
Me:
Me:
Me: He's so hot.
Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Forever alone.
Me: *Walks into store with family*
Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
Me: No, mom.
Mom: But its-
Me: No.
Me: *Walks out of store*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohh forever21
Me: *peaks in store*
Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
Me: Too jelous.
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
Me: But thats how they get you.
Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
Me: ... It's like Hollister..
Me: But with pretzels.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
Me: *Builds a bear*
Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
Me: *Hugs bear*
Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
Me:
Me:
Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
Me: Sorry Ted.
Me: It's not me, it's you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
Me: B/tch I hate you.
Me: Fall off a cliff.
Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Mom: We should be going home now.
Me: I didn't even get anything.
Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
Mom: This is all you want?
Me: Yeah
Mom: *Buys stuff*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Santa Claus:
The queen of England:
Pencil:
Shoelace:
Banana:
Bob Marley:
Me: I'm pathetic.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ButterflyEffect
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:47am UTC

Why am I given the option to favorite my own quote?
Of course im going to favorite it!
Because im funny
And Sexy

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keegster
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:36am UTC

RYAN LOCHTE IS
PERFECTION THOUGH

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:37am UTC

i'm tired of seeing all of these beautiful girls doubting they're reason to be alive and harming themselve. i've been there... but now i realize that i have a purpose. and so do you. <3 and if you ever, ever, EVER, need someone to talk to.. come to me. because i honestly have no room to judge absolutely anyone. and i promise to listen to anything any of you ever have to say about issues in your lives. but please, please don't hurt yourselves. you're so beautiful and precious in God's eyes. you're beautiful and precious in my eyes, too.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:08am UTC

Remembering a really embarrasing moment that happened ages ago
And feeling so stupid & embarrased all over again.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:03am UTC

Parent: "We need to talk... "
Me: *Million things run through mind*
*WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
Parent: "Stop leaving the lights on."
Me: -_-

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CornStar
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:07am UTC

I hate going to school because
I always see people from school there.

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AerilynLilyoh
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:26pm UTC

I'm so tired of pretending to be happy.

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GIRLIES
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 10:40pm UTC

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