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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Am I the only one or do other people
    rip off a piece of their lip with their teeth and swallow it and then realize they just ate themself?

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Remember when...
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, and Hannah Montana mashup was the best thing to happen to you in your entire existence.

  4. Hopelesscrusher Hopelesscrusher
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    I hate seeing sweet guys turn into complete jerks.

  5. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:19am UTC
    i'll soon forget the color of your eyes.
    and you will forget mine.

  6. MusicSavesLives MusicSavesLives
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Taking a shower-
    In the winter: gradually make water warmer.
    In the summer: gradually make water colder.

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:34am UTC
    “Questions are places in your mind where answers fit. If you haven’t asked the question, the answer has nowhere to go. It hits your mind and bounces right off. You have to ask the question – you have to want to know – in order to open up the space for the answer to fit.” – Clayton Christensen on learning (paraphrased)

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    shoutout to the 90s kids for being
    the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

  9. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    "Be strong,"
    I whispered to my wifi signal.

    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I went outside
    & saw the moon the
    way it shines made
    me think of you ♥ nmf

    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Our generation had the best
    Disney Channel Original Movies:
    Zenon Halloween Town The Thirteenth Year
    Smart House Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire‚Ä®
    The Ulimate Christmas Present Motocrossed
    The Luck of the Irish Get a Clue Cadet Kelly
    Gotta Kick It Up Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off
    The Cheetah Girls Pixel Perfect Cow Belles‚Ä®
    Stuck in the Suburbs Read it and Weep Quints
    Go Figure Life is Ruff… Right on Track
    Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Jump In!
    Twitches High School Musical Camp Rock
    Sorry Disney, You’re not going
    to be able to top that.

  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    That inner pornstar moan
    that slips out when you stretch.

    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I don’t believe in love’s “rules”
    I believe that you don’t have to be a certain age, or with a person a certain amount
    of time, to be in love. I believe you can fall in a love in a day, week, or a year.
    Whether you’re 14, 35, or 100. Most of all I believe, that when you love
    someone, nobody has the right to tell you that you don’t.

    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    The best feeling:
    When you text him and he texts back i n s t a n t l y

  15. MusicSavesLives MusicSavesLives
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Have you ever
    been so in love with someone, that you fall in love with the little things
    about them? the way the look when they're thinking, or focusing on
    something. the way their face lights up when they talk about something
    they absolutely love. the way they talk to other people, their facial expressions
    and their hand gestures. and just the looks they give you. the way they smile
    and laugh with you. that look in their eyes before they lean in to kiss you.
    when they run their hands down your arms and lock their fingers with yours.
    and oh, the goosebumps and butterflies that gave you. when they pull you
    into a hug and you feel all of their muscles relax and yours do too, because
    in that moment, everything is completely and utterly perfect and you feel
    so safe. and when you catch yourself just looking at them, wondering
    what they're thinking. you're not only in love with their looks and
    their personality, but you're in love with their soul, every fiber of
    their being. and just the way they exist- amazes you. it fascinates
    you, and you want to know every little thing about them.
    now tell me... how am I suppose to get over that?

  16. MusicSavesLives MusicSavesLives
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    The really sad part?
    He is so right for me. He is everything I need and I love. but I don't deserve
    to be ignored so much. It's a shame, though, because when it was good,
    it was amazing. I never felt so loved and important and beautiful. And
    it's sad when the person you're so in love with, and who you thought was so
    in love with you can go from making you feel on top of the world, to making
    you feel so small- like you don't even matter, or exist.

  17. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    guys who kiss a girl
    To sHut Her up.

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    watching the Olympics
    and realizing how lazy you truly are..

  19. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    When I say “The other day”
    It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    ask yourself this question:
    will this matter one year from now?


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