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Member Since: 28 Feb 2011 06:27pm

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hey everyone :)
I don't tend to write a whole lot in my bios, on any website really, but I do love to write.
If you want to get to know who I am, you'll just have to sift through my quotes and favorites.
I may not be on witty everyday -- and honestly, I don't make many quotes because I'm too lazy to put effort into them -- but I really do love witty.

Stay Beautiful♥
  -layout credits to secretlove707-
  1. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    *Sitting in a restaurant with my date*
    Him: ..yeah, so I guess I just don't get why some
    people like Harry Potter so much...
    Me: EXCUSE ME, WAITER? CAN WE HAVE THE
    BILL PLEASE??

  2. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    I know I should be happy for them,
    but honestly,
    I'm so jealous.

  3. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Never allow
    someone to be
    your
    priority
    while allowing
    yourself to
    be their
    option.
    [mark twain]

  4. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    g o i n g t o s o m e o n e ' s p r o f i l e
    a n d l o o k i n g a t t h e o l d e s t p a g e o f t h e i r q u o t e s
    b e f o r e a n y t h i n g e l s e ,
    t o s e e w h a t p e o p l e ' s f i r s t q u o t e s w e r e l i k e

  5. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I may be over you, but I still have those horrible days.
    The days where I'm not sure when the pain'll stop.
    I remember one of those times quite clearly.
    I was walking downtown with my family.
    It was Sunday afternoon.
    I was wearing a navy blue t-shirt, and jean short shorts.
    We passed some shops.
    Then we reached a particular store, one I'd never been in.
    The doors were wide open.
    The breeze picked up the scent from inside the store.
    It carried it to my nose.
    I felt my heart in my chest.
    It felt like it was made of glass, and someone had taken a hammer to it.
    It was smashed to bits.
    I couldn't breathe.
    I gasped for air.
    I nearly screamed.
    I wanted to cry.
    All because of that smell.
    It smelled like you.
    Like your jacket, when we'd sit together on the bus.
    When you'd come to my locker.
    Like your shirt smelled the day you had me up against the wall.
    When you whispered something I don't remember.
    It wasn't important.
    I just remember being so close.
    And that smell.
    It hurt so bad.
    Like I'd been stabbed in the chest.
    All you'd put me through.
    I'd told myself I was strong.
    But that smell had reduced me to a puddle.
    It put me in a haze.
    I hated that moment.

  6. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    "Excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face."

  7. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    so my boyfriend
    does this
    really cute
    thing where
    he doesn't
    exist

  8. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 6:23am UTC
    those mornings when
    your makeup goes on PERFECTLY
    you're wearing your FAVORITE outfit
    you've spent an hour or so curling/flat-ironing your hair to absolute
    PERFECTION
    and you take that first, glorious step outside to see,
    HUMIDITY LEVEL IS 4123714%
    O_o

  9. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    I think it's so
    [cute]
    when guys have
    that one best friend

    -not my format ♥

  10. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    I've been told that a cheater
    is always a cheater,
    so I've got my pride;
    SHE'S GOT YOU

  11. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    **we all hate cancer.
    spread this video, it could save lives:
    www.thatvideosite.com/v/3386
    ***

  12. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    How many homophobes does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None; they're afraid of change even if it will make the world a brighter place.

  14. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    i just found out;
    my boyfriend
    has a witty
    . . .

  15. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    70 QUESTIONS
    1.Full name - Margaret Elizabeth..... then my last name;)
    2. Nickname - Maggie/Maggie May
    3. Zodiac sign - I don't believe in them
    4. Elementary school -Washington
    8. Tall or short - tall
    9. Sweats or jeans -jeans
    10. Orange or apple - orange
    11. Do you have a crush on someone - yeshhh
    12. Eat or drink - drink
    13. Piercings - four
    14. Pepsi or coke - coke. pepsi's for posers.
    Have you ever...
    16. Been in an airplane ? in, yes. while flying, no.
    17. Been in a relationship ? mmhm
    18. Been in a car accident ? No
    19. Been in a fist fight ? No
    Firsts & lasts
    20. First piercing - ears
    21. First best friend - Anna
    22. First award - penmanship:)
    23. First crush - garreth:)
    24. First word - probably mama
    25. Last person you talked to in person - sean
    26. Last person you texted - emily
    27. Last friend you watched a movie with - maddie
    28. Last food you ate - espaguetis
    29. Last movie you watched in theaters - footloose
    30. Last song you listened to - something by coldplay
    31. Last thing you bought - iced tea
    32. Last person you hugged - uhm...probably morgan
    Favorites
    33. Food ? i'm too indecisive to choose
    34. Drink ? chai
    35. Flower? orchid
    36. Animal ? birds
    37. Color ? azul
    38. Place ? springhill
    39. Movie ? titanic or secret life of bees
    40. Subject ? english or us history
    Have you ever ...
    41. Fallen in love with someone? i think so
    42. Celebrated Halloween? yes
    43. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? i don't have a limit
    44. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? for sure
    45. Eaten a whole pizza? no
    46. Did something you regret? who hasn't?
    47. Broke a promise? yes
    48. Hid a secret? yessh
    49. Pretend to be happy? almost always
    Your future...
    50. Want kids? i think so
    51. Want to get married? definitely
    52. Career? i don't know... psychologist? english something? graphic or interior designer?
    Which is better in the opposite gender?
    53. Lips or eyes - Eyes
    54. Shorter or taller - Taller
    55. Romantic or spontaneous- Both
    56. Hook up or relationship- Relationship
    57. Looks or personality- you've gotta find them attractive, but if they're a horrible person, you can't stay... so both
    Have you ever...
    58. Lost glasses/contacts? no, don't wear 'em
    59. Snuck out? once, didn't go very far at all
    60. Held a gun/knife for self defense? yes... i have an irrational fear of axe murderers when i'm home alone
    61. Broke someones heart? yes</3
    62. Been in love? i think so, but who knows?
    63. Been arrested? oh gosh no
    Do you believe in;
    64. Yourself; yes
    65. Miracles; yes
    66. Love at first sight; i didn't, until it happened to me
    67. Santa; no
    68. Forever & Always; of course
    TRUTHFULLY
    69. Is there one person you want to be with right now: why yes, there is
    70. Who your real friends are: maddie emily and alex for sure... def. morgan... avery and olivia... and.... i don't know who else i can really count on

  16. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Zero - Who was your last text from? emily
    One - Where was your default pic taken? at homecoming in the middle of the road
    Two - How old are you?
 15
    Three - Have you ever lost a close friend? yes</3
    Four - What is your current mood? content
    Five - What's your brothers name? ben & danny
    Six - Where do you wish you were right now? hm... with him<3
    Seven - Have a crazy side? ohhhhh yes;)
    Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
 not particularly
    Nine - Something you do a lot?
 dance
    Ten - Angry at anyone? ehhh a little
    Eleven - What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
 i rarely see him:/
    Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
 oh gosh i can't remember... very recently... maybe last night?
    Thirteen - Is there anyone you would do anything for?
 mmmhm
    Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep? how amazing everything is... and how much potential everyone has
    Fifteen - Do you still have pictures of an ex?
 ehhh kinda
    Sixteen - What was the last thing in your mouth? spaghetti!
    Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
 probably maddie
    Eighteen - What is your favorite song?
 i can't pick a favorite
    Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
 chillin' on witty
    Twenty - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
 marshalls<3
    Twenty-one - Do you enjoy drama? to an extent
    Twenty-two - Describe your life in three words? potentially extraordinary... happy? haha i couldnt think of a third
    Twenty-three - Who are you thinking of right now?
 well now... james
    Twenty-four- What should you be doing right now? probably something important
    Twenty-five - What are you listening to?
 i wish it were coldplay... but the hum of my computer
    Twenty-six - Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS? yes... i'm a word nerd
    Twenty-seven - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
 chloe. whatta bit....
    Twenty-eight - Why were you last sad?
 oh well i'm always a little sad... but never really sad. i guess sunday
    Thirty-one - Are you happy with life right now?
 it's better than most, but there's def. room for improvement
    Thirty-two - Is there anybody your currently thinking of? well yeah, everytime you ask that question his name comes to mind
    Thirty-three - When was your last kiss? i don't keep track
    Thirty-four - last guy you made out with? i didn't
    Thirty-five - ever been kissed in the pouring rain? nope... still hoping:)
    Thirth-six - ever kissed a guy you just met? no i don't really... idk
    Thirty-seven - do these kissing questions bother you? a little
    Thirty-eight- when you makeout, do you use tounge? no. that'd be weird... what kind of freak makes out with tongue? i usually use my elbow...

  17. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Cute Boys
    Who Work In Old Fashioned Ice Cream Parlors
    [♥]

  18. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Why settle for HER when you could have
    ME?

    nmf.

  19. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    The One Thing I Want Most In The World:
    to be able to look him in the eyes, and not feel a thing
    </3
    nmf.

  20. BAMFballerina BAMFballerina
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    ...and you know it'll be an awesome day
    when you wear your favorite pair of underwear

    NMf./BAMFballerina

:)

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