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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 9:58pm EST
    I hope you all have a great new year filled with healthy relationships, cute selfies, good grades, self confidence, and everything in between.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:15pm EST
    People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
    Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    January 1, 2014 12:43pm EST
    i say "do you wanna fight?" a lot for a girl who is 5'1" and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 2:40pm EST
    Girls on their period period
    Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
    Uterus:Okay
    Girl:No -
    Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
    Me:FCK FCK FCK
    Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
    Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
    Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
    Cramps:Howdy
    Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
    Chocolate:No me
    Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
    Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
    Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
    Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
    Pad:You still missed.
    Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
    Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
    Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 6:10pm EST
    More benefits to being a cat :
    loved at any weight
    its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
    people believe you
    when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
    no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
    you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
    no deadlines or bills
    not expected to wear clothing
    not cold if naked
    if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
    cute whiskers
    tail
    super flexible

  6. Amenah Amenah
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    December 22, 2013 11:48am EST
    You know... There are some days I really feel
    t h a t t h i s c o u l d w o r k ; l i k e y o u a n d I a r e f i n a l l y g o n n a g e t i t r i g h t .
    T h e n t h e r e a r e d a y s l i k e t o d a y , w h e n y o u m a k e m e w a n n a t e a r m y f * c k i n g h a i r o u t .

  7. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 3:27pm EST
    when you stretch and your inner po/rn star moan comes out by accident

  8. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:39am EST
    Sometimes you tell someone
    to never call you again
    and then the phone rings
    and you hope it's them
    ----
    It's the most twisted logic
    of all time!
    -John Mayer

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:12am EST
    Don't you dare make someone feel bad
    f o r l o v i n g s o m e t h i n g t h a t m a k e s t h e m h a p p y . ☮

  10. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:48am EST
    I hate how you're just born
    out of nowhere,
    forced to go to school,
    forced to get an education,
    forced to get a job,
    What if I wanted to be a Cat?!

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 3:27pm EST
    Okay so.
    A lot of you have crushes
    On people you know you'll never have
    And that's perfectly fine
    But I know it upsets a lot of you.
    So let's talk about that.
    I'm not going to tell you to stop liking them
    Well,
    Actually I probably am
    Simply because you are better than that.
    Honestly, what's the point in waiting for someone you'll never have
    I'm sorry but
    They're not going to wake up one morning about be like
    'Wow. I think I actually like _____'
    Like I know how you want to believe they will
    But that, darling
    Is just a fairy tail
    And no fairy tails actually have happy endings.
    So here's my advice
    1. Give up.
    I know the whole 'never give up' thing
    But if you're getting hurt because of it
    Then just stop
    'But Lyric, I can't. I love him/her.'
    Yes. You can. Trust me.
    2. Wait.
    Wait for someone to come around who likes you
    And then you two can hang out
    And fall for each other
    Instead of just you falling
    Think of it this way,
    If you're falling with someone,
    You can hold onto them and they can hold onto you
    And you'll die together.
    If you fall alone,
    You flail in the air, desperate to hold on to something
    And die alone.
    3. Hang out with friends more.
    Or just get outside more often
    It's magical how great a walk through the park feels
    4. Smile.
    Getting over them will be hard, I know that
    But smile
    Because guess what
    There is someone out there
    Who has a crush on you
    Maybe, you'll find them quick enough
    And then you two can be happy together.
    Talking always helps
    So be sure to talk to someone about it
    And if you have no one to talk about it with,
    Talk to me
    Like even if I don't know you
    I care about you and I will try to help you as best as I can.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:10am EST
    when my fridge is empty, so is my heart.

  13. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:11am EST
    Do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then
    5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and you just lay on the floor.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:14am EST
    *dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

  15. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:20pm EDT
    If you don't like me,
    I understand;
    I don't even like me

  16. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 10:45pm EDT
    My biggest fear is myself
    I always try to keep myself busy.
    If I don't then I'll start to over think things and make myself feel like sh_t.

  17. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 7:02pm EDT
    Well today sucked.

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:44pm EDT
    hello more like hell(n)o

  19. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 10:42pm EST
    The thing about him is
    He stayed when everybody else found a reason to leave

  20. E* E*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:30pm EST
    seven cardinal rules for life
    1. make peace with your past
    so it won't describe your present
    2. what other people think of you
    is none of your bussiness
    3. time heals almost everything.
    just give it time.
    4. no one is in charge
    of your happiness, except you.
    5. don't compare your life to others
    and don't judge them, you have no
    idea what their journey is all about.
    6. stop thinking too much.
    it's alright to not know the awnsers.
    they will come to you when you least expect it.
    7. smile.
    you don't own all the problems in the world

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