AzaleaMeow's Favorites

AzaleaMeow

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I hope you all have a great new year filled with healthy relationships, cute selfies, good grades, self confidence, and everything in between.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 103 points

happiest*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 122 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:43pm UTC

i say "do you wanna fight?" a lot for a girl who is 5'1" and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 126 points

happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Girls on their period period
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

👍 this is good · read the comments · 295 points

Vinita*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 6:10pm UTC

More benefits to being a cat :
loved at any weight
its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
people believe you
when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
no deadlines or bills
not expected to wear clothing
not cold if naked
if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
cute whiskers
tail
super flexible

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points

Amenah
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 11:48am UTC

You know... There are some days I really feel
t h a t t h i s c o u l d w o r k ; l i k e y o u a n d I a r e f i n a l l y g o n n a g e t i t r i g h t .
T h e n t h e r e a r e d a y s l i k e t o d a y , w h e n y o u m a k e m e w a n n a t e a r m y f * c k i n g h a i r o u t .

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points

^_^*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 3:27pm UTC

when you stretch and your inner po/rn star moan comes out by accident

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 86 points

ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:39am UTC

Sometimes you tell someone
to never call you again
and then the phone rings
and you hope it's them
----
It's the most twisted logic
of all time!
-John Mayer

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points

Amenah
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:12am UTC

Don't you dare make someone feel bad
f o r l o v i n g s o m e t h i n g t h a t m a k e s t h e m h a p p y . ☮

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 28 points

ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 9:48am UTC

I hate how you're just born
out of nowhere,
forced to go to school,
forced to get an education,
forced to get a job,
What if I wanted to be a Cat?!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Okay so.
A lot of you have crushes
On people you know you'll never have
And that's perfectly fine
But I know it upsets a lot of you.
So let's talk about that.
I'm not going to tell you to stop liking them
Well,
Actually I probably am
Simply because you are better than that.
Honestly, what's the point in waiting for someone you'll never have
I'm sorry but
They're not going to wake up one morning about be like
'Wow. I think I actually like _____'
Like I know how you want to believe they will
But that, darling
Is just a fairy tail
And no fairy tails actually have happy endings.
So here's my advice
1. Give up.
I know the whole 'never give up' thing
But if you're getting hurt because of it
Then just stop
'But Lyric, I can't. I love him/her.'
Yes. You can. Trust me.
2. Wait.
Wait for someone to come around who likes you
And then you two can hang out
And fall for each other
Instead of just you falling
Think of it this way,
If you're falling with someone,
You can hold onto them and they can hold onto you
And you'll die together.
If you fall alone,
You flail in the air, desperate to hold on to something
And die alone.
3. Hang out with friends more.
Or just get outside more often
It's magical how great a walk through the park feels
4. Smile.
Getting over them will be hard, I know that
But smile
Because guess what
There is someone out there
Who has a crush on you
Maybe, you'll find them quick enough
And then you two can be happy together.
Talking always helps
So be sure to talk to someone about it
And if you have no one to talk about it with,
Talk to me
Like even if I don't know you
I care about you and I will try to help you as best as I can.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 151 points

yourcool
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:10am UTC

when my fridge is empty, so is my heart.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 41 points

dreamer*
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 10:11am UTC

Do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then
5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and you just lay on the floor.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 109 points

yourcool
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:14am UTC

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

👍 this is good · read the comments · 62 points

ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC

If you don't like me,
I understand;
I don't even like me

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:45pm UTC

My biggest fear is myself
I always try to keep myself busy.
If I don't then I'll start to over think things and make myself feel like sh_t.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Well today sucked.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 9:44pm UTC

hello more like hell(n)o

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 50 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

E*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC

seven cardinal rules for life
1. make peace with your past
so it won't describe your present
2. what other people think of you
is none of your bussiness
3. time heals almost everything.
just give it time.
4. no one is in charge
of your happiness, except you.
5. don't compare your life to others
and don't judge them, you have no
idea what their journey is all about.
6. stop thinking too much.
it's alright to not know the awnsers.
they will come to you when you least expect it.
7. smile.
you don't own all the problems in the world

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

Witty Profiles

AzaleaMeow