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  1. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    My brother told me a joke ...I laughed to tears!
    He told me the same joke again... I laughed but not as hard.
    He kept repeating the same joke and I stopped laughing...
    He said "If you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again why do you keep crying over the same boy over and over again???"

  2. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
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    comment below

  3. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    Leave all your feelings at the front door.

  4. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
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    March 7, 2014 11:16pm UTC
    Don't make dumb choices.

  5. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
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    March 7, 2014 11:12pm UTC
    All I ask for is your trust

  6. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    Why start a war you've already won?

  7. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
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    March 6, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    You need somebody to miss you.

  8. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 7:11pm UTC
    She straightens her hair,
    puts on her eyeliner,
    glosses her lips & t
    akes one last look in the mirror,
    all for the boy who will never care.
    -Frank Ocean

  9. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    eat → eat
    ↑ ____↓
    eat ← eat

  10. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    Dont say you love me unless you really mean it.
    Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

  11. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 4:29pm UTC
    There's a little bit of angel in her devil eyes..

  12. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    "Whoever you are, wherever you are, I hope you’re happy.
    I hope the stars are kissing your cheeks tonight.
    I hope you finally found a way to quit smoking.
    I hope your lungs are open and breathing your life.
    I hope there’s a kite in your hand that’s flying all the way up to orion and you still got a thousand yards of string to let out.
    I hope you’re smiling like God is pulling at the corners of your mouth.
    But, mostly I wish you well. I wish you my very very best."
    — Andrea Gibson

  13. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    Maybe Love is in New York City,
    already asleep.
    You are in California, Australia,
    wide awake.
    Maybe Love is always in the wrong timezone.
    Maybe Love is not ready for you.
    Maybe you are not ready for Love.
    Maybe Love just is not the marrying type.
    Maybe the next time you see Love is twenty years after the divorce.
    Love looks older now but just as beautiful as you remembered.
    Maybe Love is only there for a month.
    Maybe Love is there for every firework,
    every birthday party,
    every hospital visit.
    Maybe Love stays.
    Maybe Love can't.
    Maybe Love shouldn't.
    Love arrives exactly when Love is supposed to.
    And Love leaves exactly when Love must.
    When Love arrives,
    say, "Welcome, make yourself comfortable."
    If Love leaves,
    ask her to leave the door open behind her,
    turn off the music,
    listen to the quiet,
    whisper, "Thank you for stopping by."

  14. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 6:56pm UTC
    Do you think its possiblethat some peopleare born to givemore lovethan they will everget backin return?

  15. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    I pretend we have run out of milk.
    I pretend that you are at the grocery store.
    and this absence
    is nothing but temporary.
    But then I wake up and the fridge is empty and
    your car is gone
    and I start a grocery list
    and it ends up being a poem about you.
    And I hate that your name still means something,
    And I hate that you’re not picking up your phone,
    and I hate that I can’t eat cereal
    because you are taking so long
    to get the damn milk.

  16. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    Do you think if I stop
    building houses
    in other peoples hearts,
    I will learn how to
    navigate around mine
    and fix the cracks
    on the walls
    and floors?

  17. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Sometimes i am crazy, sometimes i am stressed.
    Sometimes i am lonely...But truly i am blessed.

  18. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    You say you like me then you don't,
    Baby make up your mind or I'm going home.
    -notmyformat:)

  19. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    We met for a reason,
    either you're a blessing
    or a lesson.

  20. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    You stare into my eyes, I know you hear my cries ..

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