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  1. Awsome2468 Awsome2468
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    some people just need to get hit with an egg
    shaped like a brick and made with a brick


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    It’s okay.
    It’s okay to want someone you can’t have.
    It’s okay to want something more.
    It’s okay to cry when you’re hurt,
    and it’s okay to stay mad at someone who hurt you.
    Believe it or not, it’s always going to be okay.
    That’s just how it works.
    Sometimes things don’t work out how you want them to,
    and most of the time, it seems like they never will.
    But eventually, everything is going
    to work out some way or another.
    You just have to believe,
    keep your faith, and move on.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Do you know
    what hurts the most?
    You’ll never be mine and I’ll never be yours.

    We’ll be two people with separate lives.
    You will never see me the way that I see you.
    I know that I could wish on every falling star,
    but my wish would be worth nothing.
    ‘Cause you’re just a dream
    and I’m the dreamer.

  5. cannon cannon
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    So...
    My principal's name is Budd Sėxton.
    And my Sėx Ed teacher's name is Mr. Harder.
    Think about it...

  6. LauraStyles LauraStyles
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Alien 1 : " Did The Humans Receive Our Message?"
    Aliens 2 : " Yes, But They Named It Dubstep and dance to it."

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    I'm so excited for Valentine's Day.
    All the chocolate is going to be on sale. I'm so excited.

  8. hemma_bby hemma_bby
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Teacher- "Blah blah blah DIRECTION...."
    You and your Directioner friends all look at each other having mind conversations about fingirling.
    Admit it, if you're a Directioner, you do this too.

  9. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Asking me:
    Do you like music?
    Is like me asking you:
    do you like breathing?

  10. factsandstuff factsandstuff
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    WTF Fun Fact #101
    Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown
    that people with more birthdays live longer.
    lol
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  11. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    That awesome moment
    When you actually understand something in math

  13. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a T.V. show will cause irreplaceable damage
    and you will not recover.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Everyone had an emo phase. If you think you've never had an emo phase
    you're probably going through it right now because, you know, denial is the first sign of the emo.

  15. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    a teacher goes on a date:
    guy: can i kiss you
    teacher: i dont know, CAN you?

  16. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    some songs just wake up my inner stripper

  17. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    No Guy Ever: You're so pretty and amazing. Will you be my girlfriend?

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 12:10am UTC
    the only thing i can turn on
    is my computer to be
    completely honest
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  19. LauraStyles LauraStyles
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your signing up to a website and they ask you to fill in a code to check if your human and your a unicorn...

  20. SweetMinnie SweetMinnie
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    I love that kid that argues with the teacher, entertaining the whole class <3

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