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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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happiest*
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November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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Merlin
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November 30, 2013 5:09pm UTC

regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scence for my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: performing while on tour
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 30, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Friend: *holding expensive globe*
Teacher: don't drop that-
Me: thun thun thun, aye, don't drop that thun thun thun!

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_Jannette
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November 30, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Stepping on a Lego is bad don't get me wrong but
NOTHING
compares to a razor scooter to the ankle

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josie*
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November 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC

We're all entitled to our own opinion.
I don't like you.
That's my opinion.

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BravoSierra
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November 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC

My future husband could have a girlfriend right now.
I am so mad at him.

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伤*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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Steve*
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November 3, 2013 2:00am UTC

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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Breeze
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November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC

If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet
I would put U and I as far apart from eachother as possible

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Its not about forcing happiness
Its about not letting the sadness win.

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happiest*
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October 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC

BEAUTY

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October 19, 2013 4:49pm UTC

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
Stranger: WAT DOOD
You: I'M JUST A SMALL TOWN GUUUUUUUUUURL
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN?
You: LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOOORLD
Stanger: OH THAT SUX, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TRAVEL BY TRAIN?
You: I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
Stranger: GOING
You: ANYWHEEEEEEEEERE
Stranger: I'M JUST A CITY BOY
You: WHAT WORLD YOU LIVIN IN?
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUUUTH DETROIT
You: DAYUM YOU GONNA GET A TRAIN
Stranger: TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
You: WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?
Stranger: SURE

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lithium*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2013 3:40pm UTC

when i was little i used to think that "heck" was a bad word and the first time i said it was when i was 10 and i was so scared that my parents would find out that i started crying.

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Andrew_Was_Here
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October 18, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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