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Fading.From.Reality*

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Member Since: 5 Sep 2012 06:25pm

Last Seen: 10 Mar 2014 11:12pm

Birthday: April 15

Location: Sunnydale

Gender: F

user id: 329413

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"I wonder how the hartless sleep at night"


Hello sexy;

I'm Eliza.

I'm from Scotland but now live in Canada.

I love Youtube wayy too much..hehe.

Angela and Fay 
(AngelaDaNinja & MrsStyles)
are too perf.

hope to see you soon :)





  1. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Wanna talk or video on Omegle?
    Just type in intrests
    'Witty Profiles'
    :)xx

  2. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    So I was talking to this girl
    In my class:
    Her: Urrghh, my two sister who are 8 and 5 where watching High School Musical
    for hours yesterday.THEY ARE OBSESSED! D:
    Me: Wait. HSM Is from our child-hood, wha-
    wh-
    I mean-
    I didn't know that kids still knew about it.

  3. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Long, but interesting :)
    15 strange phobias:
    1. Aerophobia... Fear of swallowing air
    2. Ambulophobia... Fear of walking
    3. Anablephobia... Fear of looking up
    4. Chromatophobia... Fear of colours
    5. Arachibutyrophobia... Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
    6. Barophobia... Fear of gravity
    7. Bogyphobia... Fear of the bogeyman
    8. Cacophobia... Fear of ugliness
    9. Catoptrophobia... Fear of mirrors
    10. Anatidaephobia... Fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
    11. Clinophobia... Fear of going to bed
    12. Genuphobia... Fear of knees
    13. Deciophobia... Fear of making decisions
    14. Dextrophobia... Fear of objects at the right side of the body
    15. Ephebiphobia... Fear of teenagers

  4. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    #Why is it quotes:
    Why is it that on week days
    I get up really late.
    But on weekends, I wake
    up really early?

  5. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    #Why is it quotes:
    Why is it when guys
    have messy, greacy hair
    they look hot.
    But when girls have messy,
    greacy hair we look
    gross, dirty, ugly etc. etc

  6. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:34am UTC
    Come on we have all done it.
    When you go on a site and it asks for your parents E-mail. And you put in your own.

  7. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    *Me and people in my class talking:*
    Stranger: When I am home alone, I like to talk to my pets :)
    Everyone: yeah, me too! Like I can't believe we do the same things!
    Stranger: When I am home alone I like to pee with the door open :D
    Everyone: OMG, ME TOO! Like, not in an awkward way ;p
    Me: When I am home alone, I like to breath fog into the mirror,
    draw a face and then have a conversation with it..and if there
    is any sexuál tention, I like to make out with it too..
    Everyone: Who. The. Hell. Are. You?! o_-
    True Story.

  8. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    [♥]
    If you have ever
    mistaken an advert
    on Witty to be a
    quote

  9. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    My life long abitions is, when I am 60+, tell young people to
    Get a hair cut.
    O-O

  10. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    'Officer I wasn't that drunk'
    'Ma'am you stole a ferry
    and yelled that you
    where Jack Sparrow.'

  11. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:31am UTC
    Has anybody else started seeing
    'HIDDEN QUOTE' on the Witty Homepage?
    I am really confused >_<

  12. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Scott Pilgrim pick up line: 'Did you know that Pack Man used to be called Puck Man, not because it looked like a hocky puck, but beause 'Puck' means mouth in Latin. But the creators changed it to Pack man becasue they where worried that peole would change the P to a F.'

  13. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 9:56am UTC
    'I didn't slap you
    ..I just simply high-fived your face'

  14. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Hey you, look to your left
    ---------------------------------------->
    I said left idiot.

  15. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Worst sporting injury?
    Me: I once chocked on an energy bar.

  16. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    Why am I always that friend, that when
    birthday parties occure, I am never invited?
    </3

  17. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Carly Rae Jepsen was really the gay one in the end.

  18. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    To all the girls out there who are insecure:
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f14b894bbec07ba4bbb5bbe8ebf809a/tumblr_mmn79ukINp1rxsx5yo1_500.gif

  19. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Me: I can do anything in the world :)
    Friend: You can't do what jesus did; walk on water.
    Me:*Steps on her filled water bottle*

  20. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    Me now.
    Mom: You will find out when you are older.
    Me at 14.
    Mom: You will find out when you are older.
    Me at 15.
    Mom: You will find out when you are older.
    Me at 16.
    Mom: You will find out when you are older.
    Me at 17.
    Mom: You will find out when you are older.
    Me at 18.
    Mom: You will find out when you are older.

:)

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