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Jessica♥*

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Member Since: 2 Jan 2013 05:16pm

Last Seen: 22 Mar 2018 02:06am

Birthday: July 4

Location: who knows anymore

Gender: F

user id: 344726

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Why, hello there!

I'm Jess.
16 years old.
I guess I'm just your average girl.
& this will be your average page of info that you in no way needed to know
But if you actually take time to read it,
I commend you. *applause*

So, where do I start?
Oh, yes.
I have two very important boys in my life right now.
My cats,
Jeremiah and Spooky.
They're very furry gracious creatures,
and I'm in love with them.


Hmm, well Taylor Swift is my life.
She's my inspiration and my role model.
She brings flawlessness to a new level.
If you insult me, you're dead meat.
If you insult my idol, I'm feeding you to my dogs.

My dogs are vicious animals.
They're both maybe about two feet tall.
One is a Pembroke Corgi (Charlie)
and the other one (Archie) is a Basenji mix.

I have one brother.
His name is Nathanael.
My brother is one of my best friends.
He's an odd boy,
and he doesn't have an abundance of friends himself,
but I love him to the moon and back.
He always sticks by my side even when he probably shouldn't.

'Cause I can be a serious beyaatch.

I was born and raised in the wonderful New Jersey.
I moved to Tennessee in June 2012.
As much as I miss NJ, Tennessee has come to be a really good place for me.

Megan & Liz, and Ed Sheeran are also some of favorite singers.

I listen to all kinds of music.
Instead of me listing a million names of artists/singers/bands,
if you actually care, you can look at my likes and stations on Pandora.

http://www.pandora.com/profile/jessicap7499

I play a little flute.
AHAHA, jk.
played flute for like half a year but I suck at it.
I do play a little piano and guitar though.
I'm in the process of teaching myself.
YEAH! *gives self high-five*

I play World of Warcraft
'cause it's awesome sauce.

FOR THE HORDE.

The Walking DeadPretty Little Liars, Prison Break,
American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black,
Sword Art Online, Sherlock, 
Catfish: The TV Show, and Grey's Anatomy
are the best shows of all time.
Seriously, I watch way too much TV + Netlfix.

I like food.
I really like food.
Like, I really really like food.
Tacos & Mac N' Cheese are the bomb.com.

....

It's time to get serious.
I'll admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
But I accept that
because I'm human.
And humans make mistakes.
There is no such thing as someone who is absolutely perfect.
This world is crumbling.
The walls are falling,
and more and more people are breaking.
We're falling apart.
This is the end of the world.
Not because a catastrophic event is gonna happen.

But because of us.
The people.
Personally, I think everyone needs to shape the f//k up.
When you catch up with reality,
it's a God d/mn shame.
Because nothing is as good as it seems.

 



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  1. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    hey, I just met you
    and this is c r a z y,
    but here's my number
    (212-660-2245)
    so call me maybe.
    Call me, seriously, I'll pick up.
    *AWKWARD SEXUAL WINK*

  2. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    it's cool.
    she's prettier,
    skinnier,
    smarter,
    and funnier than I am.
    it's fine.
    I wouldn't choose me either.

  3. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Guys, I have the top quote today :')
    I love you all ♥
    -AwkwardlyTurtleing

  4. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    when you come up with
    a really clever quote
    but no one else seems to think so.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    You're f a m i l i a r.

  6. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    I'm the happiest person you'll meet,
    until someone p.i.s.s.e.s. me off.
    Then, I'm a complete & total byyaattch.

  7. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    I wish I could draw.

  8. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    "Uɢʜ, I ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ," said the 15-year-old girl, as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans, and pulled her long beautiful blonde hair into a ponytail, and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend, to her 4 story mansion
    ..with a pool
    ...and a tennis court
    and walked into her gigantic room, and laid on her king-sized bed, with her $2000 fluffy white puppy, and picked up her iPhone 5, to text her 6 best friends to go to the mall... in her new Lamborghini

  9. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    What's worse? New wounds which are so horribly painful? Or old wounds that should've healed years ago and never did? Maybe our old wounds teach us something. They remind us where we've been and what we've overcome. They teach us lessons about what to avoid in the future. That's what we like to think. But that's not the way it is, is it? Some things we just have to learn over and over and over again.
    -Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy)

  10. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Parents are the
    biggest
    hyprocrites.

  11. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    You are the maker of your destiny, you create what happens next.
    Just a positive thought can change your life in seconds.

  12. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    People are always saying..
    that the guy needs to learn how to treat the girl right.
    He needs to hold her, cuddle her, love her, respect her, talk to her,
    or whatever.
    & we always blame the guy.
    But, sometimes, the girl needs to treat the guy right.
    A good guy doesn't come around that often.
    Appreciate what you have.
    Honor him, respect him, love him, let him know you care.
    Guys don't wanna be the only person holding on in a relationship either.

  13. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Skinny jeans are like calories.
    Easy to put on but impossible to take off.

  14. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Most people want a perfect relationship...
    I just want a cheeseburger
    that looks like the ones in commercials.

  15. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    You know it's cold when...
    you see gangsters standing around
    with their pants pulled up.

  16. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    My 2013 goals:
    1. Lose 40 pounds.
    2. Learn to play piano and be good at it.
    3. Do more charitable things.
    4. Get good grades.
    5. Join a lot of clubs.
    6. Kiss ance goodbye.
    7. Be my old self again

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